This is an epic story of romance, 
Love, and family pride, an exhilarating ride 
Looking so idle standing there 
Don′t worry 
I know you could never care 
Man of the world been everywhere 
Get your hind parts in the pantry there 
Powerful extraordinary 
Witty and eloquent 
I know you couldn′t give a shent 
This order that is heaven sent 
Take, take, take out the trash 
Take out that nasty sour mash 
Watch out it′ll give you a rash 
Take out the trash 
You′re such a big-shot wannabee 
Preening around for all to see 
I know you′re special and very clean 
But you got to take out the gangrene 
Absorbing and explosive 
Languorous and listless 
Compelling and emotive 
Expansive and explosive 
Take, take, take out the trash 
Take out that nasty sour mash 
Take out the funky gravy hash 
Take out the trash 
Watch it better hide your stash 
Here′s a chance to make a splash 
Take out the trash 
Powerful, extraordinary 
Witty and eloquent 
Absorbing and emotive 
Expansive and explosive 
Take, take, take out the trash 
Take out that nasty sour mash 
Take out the funky gravy hash 
Take out the trash 
Watch it better hide your stash 
You′re so cocky and brash 
Take out the trash 
Got your stinky finger 
Want to smell your finger 
Wallowing in the funk 
Wallowing in the stank 
With your friend 
Hank