Looking through the laughing glass And driving burning cars, I'm simulating crashes And measuring the scars, Images still flicker Wheels and dials spin 'round, I'm tuning in on nowhere And hearing other sounds Hearing other sounds ... Oh-oh U.H.F. Time moves in shadows Over yellowing walls, I calculate perspectives Where their angle falls, I sit by her mirror, She stands and stares, I catch my reflection With fastidious snares, With fastidious snares ... Oh-oh U.H.F. I act the perfect passenger, I offer no advice, Maintaining my position I fail to break the ice, She issues her co-ordinates, Her points of no return, And catalogs the impact zones Of cars that crash and burn, Of cars that crash and burn ... Oh-oh U.H.F.