i can't believe what my girlfriend did today she screamed so loudly and then she turned away why did she cut me down to size she left me wondering "can i do it right ?" what am i gonna do now the game's up can't get her off that's kinda right she better not tell my mates today so baby tell me now do i need to measure ? cos i'm feeling under pressure i'm just hoping that the fear will go away don't wanna be a fake i woke up in a sweat felt in a disgrace she looked so beautiful love on her face feeling stupid all on my own i put it down to experience cos now i've grown what am i gonna do now the game's up can't get her off that's kinda rough she better not tell my mates today so baby tell me now do i need to measure ? cos i'm feeling under pressure i'm just hoping that the fear will go away don't wanna be a fake don't wanna be a fake it's quite uncanny cos my favourite film is "when harry met sally" but now we're finished there's no way that we're ever gonna be ok don't wanna be a fake how low can i go ? you might find me reading cosmo but when i'm finished you know that you're gotta wanna be with me gotta wanna be with me gotta wanna be with me got a girl on my sofa yeah getting undressed i gotta know can i deliver ? cos i'm feeling stressed what am i gonna do is my game up i've got the goods is that enough there's almost nothing left to say so wish me luck not gonna run the final countdown has begun not gonna see or hear them laughing in my face what am i gonna do now the game's up can't get her off that's kinda rough she better not tell my mates today so baby tell me now do i need to measure ? cos i'm feeling under pressure i'm just hoping that the fear will go away don't wanna be a fake