[00:00.00] 作词 : DUBOIS, CHARLES/PAISLEY, BRAD/TURNBULL, DAVE
[00:11.81]I remember sayin' I don't care either way
[00:16.32]Just as long as he or she is healthy I'm ok
[00:21.71]Then the doctor pointed to the corner of the screen
[00:27.33]And said"Ya see that thing right there well ya know what that means"
[00:35.05]And I started wondering who he was going to be
[00:41.00]And I thought heaven help us if he's anything like me
[00:44.97]He'll probably climb a tree to tall and ride his bike to fast
[00:50.91]End up every summer wearin' something in a cast
[00:56.69]He's gonna throw a ball and break some glass
[01:01.97]in  a window down the street
[01:04.33]He's gonna get in trouble oh he's gonna get in fights
[01:11.06]I'm gonna lose my temper and some sleep
[01:16.36]It's safe to say that i'm gonna get my pay back
[01:24.19]if he's anything like me
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[01:35.33]I can see him right now knees all skinned up
[01:38.40]With a magnifying glass tryin' to melt the Tonka truck
[01:42.66]Won't he be a sight with his football helmet on
[01:49.62]That'll be his first love 'til his first love comes along
[01:54.46]He'll get his heart broke by the time he's in his teens
[02:01.21]And heaven help him if he's anything like me
[02:06.39]He'll probably stay out to late and drive his car to fast
[02:12.10]Get a speeding ticket he'll pay for mowing grass
[02:18.04]He's gonna get caught skippin' class and be ground for a week
[02:26.99]
[02:30.11]He's gonna get in trouble we're gonna get in fights
[02:32.52]I'm gonna lose my temper and some sleep
[02:38.50]
[02:41.30]It's safe to say that i'm gonna get my pay back
[02:45.17]
[02:47.71]if he's anything like me
[02:50.19]
[03:02.07]He's gonna love me and hate me along the way
[03:08.24]
[03:09.90]Years are gonna fly by I already dread the day
[03:22.92]
[03:24.70]He's gonna hug he's momma he's gonna shake my hand
[03:30.52]He's gonna act like he can't wait to leave
[03:36.79]But as he drives out he'll cry his eyes out
[03:40.62]If he's anything like me （can't understand）
[03:49.21]Aw he'll be alright if he's anything like me