作词 : Lovelace, Paisley
Oh lighten up, where's your sense of humor
They're just tiny little rumors that 
I started 'cause 
I'm lookin' out for you
Oh settle down, 
I'm just a little jealous and 
I'm sure those other fellas
Never once believed the lies 
I told were true
Like the time 
I told that cowboy that you used to be a man
And the doctor you were datin' that you hide your wedding band
Even if I am responsible for scaring them away
And you'd really ought to thank me, 
I was doin' you a favor'
Cause it never woulda worked out anyway
Oh can't you see, the reason that 
I'm doin'All the crazy things 
I'm doin' is because 
I really care about you girl
And I'll admit 
I go a little farther than 
I know I probably oughta
But it's all because 
I need you in my world
Like the time 
I told that lawyer that you spent a year in jail
And the salesman you were seein' you hang out at cheap motels
Even if I am responsible for scaring them away
And you'd really ought to thank me, 
I was doin' you a favor'
Cause it never woulda worked out anyway
I can't stand the thought of you with anybody else
I know I've gone overboard but 
I can't help myself
Like the time 
I told that dentist you had seven little kids
And you doubled as a dancer at the strip joint on the ridge
Even if I am responsible for scaring him away
And you really ought to thank me, 
I was doin' you a favor'
Cause it never woulda worked out anyway
Oh it's all because 
I love you
And I can't stop thinkin' of you
And it never woulda worked out anyway