[00:00.03] ★ HomToㄨYeah
[00:08.45]Online
[00:22.27]I work down at the pizza pit
[00:25.57]And I drive and old Hundai
[00:29.46]I still live with my mom and dad
[00:32.68]I 5'3 and overweight
[00:35.90]I'm a Sci-fi fantatic
[00:37.91]Mild athsmatic
[00:39.71]Never been to 2nd base
[00:42.87]But there's a whole nother me
[00:45.19]That you need to see
[00:46.91]Go check out MySpace
[00:50.52]Cause online I'm down in Hollywood
[00:54.27]I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
[00:57.75]I drive a Mazarati
[00:59.34]I'm a black belt in Karate
[01:01.05]And I love a good glass of wine
[01:04.86]It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
[01:08.46]I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
[01:11.96]Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
[01:15.78]Chat with two women at one time
[01:18.74]I'm so much cooler online
[01:22.77]So much cooler online
[01:26.72]I get home, I kiss my mom
[01:29.74]And she fixes me a snack
[01:33.48]I head down to my basement bedroom
[01:37.52]And fire up the mac
[01:41.05]In real life, the only time I
[01:44.21]Ever even been to LA
[01:47.37]Was when I got the chance with the marching band
[01:51.17]To play tuba in the Rose Parade.
[01:55.83]Online I live in Malibu
[01:58.90]I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
[02:02.67]I'm single and I'm rich
[02:04.24]And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind
[02:09.75]It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
[02:13.37]I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
[02:16.92]Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
[02:20.72]Chat with two women at one time
[02:23.88]I'm so much cooler online
[02:27.70]Yeah I'm cooler online
[02:31.06]When you got my kinda stacks, it's hard to get a date
[02:34.73]Let alone a real girlfriend
[02:38.19]But I grow another foot
[02:39.76]And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in
[02:48.22]
[03:00.35]Online I'm out in Hollywood
[03:03.87]I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
[03:07.54]Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
[03:11.29]Chat with two women at one time
[03:14.28]I'm so much cooler online
[03:47.23][03:18.34]Yeah I'm cooler online
[03:21.41]I'm so much cooler online
[03:25.07]Yeah I'm cooler online
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