I I love the colored lights every year
And the way that neighbors stop their cars and stare
I strap a Santa Claus on my roof
Plastic candy canes and reindeer everywhere
I'm stringing up decorations
It's draining the power stations
Fake icicle'll light four nations
Imported from third world nations
I'm stringing up decorations
I'm cranking up fire stations
I'm pumping out radiation
My neighbors are out of patience
"Hey  pal  come on knock it off
It's three in the morning "
Got to keep those yuletide decorations up all winter
God appreciates my plugged-in tribute to The Savior
God would love it
If I could keep 'em up till well past Easter
Amen
I'm putting up a manger station
Three wise men's destination
Nutcrackers in full claymation
Little Drummer Boy animation
Fa-la-la-la-ho ho ho
Fa-la-la-la-ho ho ho
Fa-la-la-la-ho ho ho
Fa-la-la-la-ho ho ho
Good good decorations
I'm stringing up decorations
It's draining the power stations
Fake icicle'll light four nations
From third world nations