[00:00.76]Just hear those noses snifflin' sore throats ticklin'
[00:06.22]Too
[00:09.03]Come on it's lousy weather to be sufferin' inside with
[00:14.44]The flu
[00:17.64]Outside the snow is fallin' your fever's at a hundred
[00:23.82]And two
[00:26.88]Let's take some Alka-Seltzer and a box of
[00:31.83]Antihistamines too
[00:39.33]We'll bring some Kleenex with us and sing a chorus or
[00:42.45]Two
[00:44.09]Let's let my red nose lead us in a sleigh ride in spite
[00:47.39]Of the flu
[00:49.36]Hack it up hack it up fling it up let's go phlegm
[00:52.78]Chunks in the snow
[00:54.89]We're coughing up a yellow and green rainbow
[00:59.07]Cough it up cough it up cough it up oh man there's some
[01:02.67]On my hand
[01:08.10]My glands are puffed and swollen and every hour I pee
[01:12.60]My throat's as rough as leather and raspy as it can be
[01:17.59]Let's take some Kleenex with us and sing a carol or two
[01:22.34]We'll make our noses redder on the sleigh ride to go
[01:25.55]With the flu
[01:30.52]My kid came home from preschool with a cough today
[01:35.19]He'll infect the whole darn neighborhood in about a day
[01:40.00]Well be calling in sick to work until the diarrhea
[01:43.40]Stops
[01:44.28]At the pharmacy we'll get lots more pills to pop
[01:48.52]Pop pop pop
[01:49.75]I took every medication I can legally buy
[01:54.06]For coughing sneezing sniffling and the watery eyes
[01:59.08]I'll be gettin' real drunk on NyQuil I'll take Contac
[02:02.10]'Till I'm high
[02:04.49]This wonderful buzz is great but I'm glad I don't have
[02:07.72]To drive
[02:12.83]Just hear those noses snifflin' sore throats ticklin'
[02:15.77]Too
[02:17.65]Come on it's lousy weather to be sufferin' inside with
[02:20.88]The flu
[02:22.52]Outside the snow is fallin' your fever's at a hundred
[02:25.54]And two
[02:27.26]Come on it's lousy weather for a flu ride together with
[02:32.50]You
[02:35.24]Ba ba ba la la