[00:00.37]I'd like to find the guy
[00:04.25]Who done me wrong
[00:06.49]And stuck my faget arse up
[00:09.00]On this Christmas tree
[00:24.81]Who put the stump
[00:25.94]In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump
[00:27.55]Who took and jammed it
[00:28.92]In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong
[00:30.25]Who stood the wood
[00:31.37]Where I poop-she-poop-she-poop
[00:33.27]Who put the stick
[00:34.40]Up my hipty-dipty-dip
[00:35.88]Who was that man
[00:38.22]He shoved it up my can
[00:41.17]And left me stranded on this Christmas tree  (Yeah    )
[00:52.67]When this angel heard
[00:55.44]Chop-ba-ba-bop  di-chop-ba-ba-bop
[00:58.14]A dreadful fear went right into my heart
[01:03.57]Those pine tree needles sting me
[01:06.47]Ram-a-jam-a-ram-a-jammin' in my ding dong
[01:09.73]You'll never know how much that smarts  (Hooah    )
[01:14.09]So who put the stump
[01:15.88]In my rump-ba-bump-ba-bump
[01:17.82]Who took and jammed it
[01:19.16]In my ram-a-lam-a-ding dong
[01:20.27]Who stood the wood
[01:21.72]Where I poop-she-poop-she-poop
[01:23.41]Who put the stick
[01:24.59]Up my hipty-dipty-dip
[01:25.95]Who took that bush
[01:28.00]And crammed it in my tush
[01:31.20]He made this angel beg for mercy  please  (Yow    )
[01:48.28]Each night when I'm alone
[01:51.13]Scratchity scratchity scratchity scratchity
[01:52.48]Scratchity scratchity shoop
[01:54.18]It sets my tiny bottom all aglow
[01:59.39]And every time I wiggle
[02:02.29]Slipty-din-de-din  slipty-din-de-din
[02:05.14]A little further in it goes  (Ohhh/Yeah    )
[02:13.47]Rump-ba-bump-ba-bump
[02:14.83]Ram-a-lam-a ding dong
[02:16.15]Slipty-din-de-din
[02:17.45]Poopity poopity shoop
[02:18.90]Rump-ba-bump-ba-bump
[02:20.29]Ram-a-lam-a ding dong
[02:21.76]Slipty-din-de-din