[00:07]Would you like to swing on a star
[00:11]Carry moonbeams home in a jar
[00:14]And be better off than you are
[00:18]Or would you rather be a mule
[00:21]A mule is an animal with long funny ears
[00:25]Kicks up at anything he hears
[00:28]His back is brawny but his brain is weak
[00:31]He's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak
[00:34]And by the way, if you hate to go to school
[00:38]You may grow up to be a mule
[00:41]Or would you like to swing on a star
[00:44]Carry moonbeams home in a jar
[00:48]And be better off than you are
[00:52]Or would you rather be a pig
[00:55]A pig is an animal with dirt on his face
[00:58]His shoes are a terrible disgrace
[01:02]He has no manners when he eats his food
[01:05]He's fat and lazy and extremely rude
[01:08]But if you don't care a feather or a fig
[01:12]You may grow up to be a pig
[01:15]Or would you like to swing on a star
[01:18]Carry moonbeams home in a jar
[01:22]And be better off than you are
[01:26]Or would you rather be a fish
[01:29]A fish won't do anything, but swim in a brook
[01:32]He can't write his name or read a book
[01:36]To fool the people is his only thought
[01:39]And though he's slippery, he still gets caught
[01:42]But then if that sort of life is what you wish
[01:46]You may grow up to be a fish
[02:00]A new kind of jumped-up slippery fish
[02:03]And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo
[02:07]Every day you meet quite a few
[02:10]So you see it's all up to you
[02:14]You can be better than you are
[02:21]You could be swingin' on a star