作曲 : Luke Haines/John Moore
 作词 : Luke Haines/John Moore
What do you get if you fall in love?
A pin to burst your ex's bubble
A diamond ring;brand new trouble
From passionate to paranoid
But I'll fall in love again

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Fun-loving couple seek disco diva
Quietly professional;non-smoker

New to the area;upwardly mobile
Educated female seeks Adonis

What do you see when he turns out the lights?
Ask in parade of his old lovers
Sliding under neath the covers
Another notch upon the bed post of life
But I'll fall in love again

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Charming'well-bred'debonair sophisticate
Unexpectedly re-available

Rugged'handsome'virile stallion
Two-faced'impotent'spineless reptile



Meanwhile...
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What becomes of the broken hearts?
They take revenge then feel much better
Send you death threat sina letter
Intimate pictures on the internet

But I'll fall in love again
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Attractive divorcee'teen-aged children
Looking for a knight in shining armour

Recent widower'young at heart
Seeks lady ballroom dancing partner

Company director'likes light opera
Looks unimportant-must send photo

Old-fashioned romance'perfect chemistry
Uninhabited afternoons free


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