I'm waging war against me
I'm trying to free my mind, you see
I think I am quite insane
Trying to find my reptile brain
But then I'm gonna nuke it
Then I'm gonna send the mother****er flying...byebye brain...
I looked into the eyes of an idiotand in him 
I saw myself
People walking by,disgusted faces at a distance
They seem to think they're better,
Man you know that is a liebut it's hard to see a peer in one withwhom you can't identify
I gazed into the eyes of the madmanand 
I saw, and 
I saw, and 
I saw myself
All these little things we do, our way of life,
We're babies, repeating everything we see,stem-celled from 
TVLooking back 
I wonder if it was just a hugelack of discipline
That stopped me from ever learning algebra
Maybe I'm just too dumb(monkey see, monkey do)
I've found my sole purpose
I need to evolve, and fastwhen we talk, if 
I nod offsmack my face, 
I won't be cross
Teach me as you would a
Teach me as you would a dogstrapped to my lazy-chairsitting in the living room where
I watch Discovery all day long
Evolving as 
I sing this song:
I'm a Modern 
Einstein,I'm a 
Modern Einstein
I'm a Modern 
Einstein,I'm a 
Modern Einstein
I'm a Modern 
Einstein,I'm a 
Modern Einstein