[00:03.790]This next song, is a true story.
[00:07.100]here,
[00:09.530]'Cause some things in this universe
[00:12.470]Don't make sense, but some how
[00:14.720]Always seem to ****in' work
[00:16.910]Flyin' down I-75 'bout to hop into 696,
[00:20.470]I look over this ****in' chick's tryna fix
[00:21.970]Her makeup. I'm like "Bitch, you ain't a plastic surgeon.
[00:25.100]I advise ya to put up your visor. I'm getting' kyna ticked.
[00:27.910]You're blocking my side mirror!" She's like "Yeah, so?"
[00:30.530]"I'm like "So? You gon' need a stitch, you keep acting like that, ho.
[00:34.160]I look your husband slut? That's a rhetorical question.
[00:37.100]You talk to me like you talk to him, I'll **** you up!
[00:40.910]In fact, get in the back seat, like the rest of my dates...
[00:43.970]No bitch rides shotgun. 'What, taxi?'
[00:45.470]Stop and pick you some Maxi-Pads up,
[00:48.160]Is that what you actually asked me?!"
[00:50.720]Bitch reaches over and smacks me
[00:52.220]Says I annoy the **** out her.
[00:53.850]"Get the **** in back. Put on your slut powder,
[00:56.410]You slut. What?! Shut the **** up now-or
[00:58.470]Getcha feelings hurt worse than my last chick
[01:00.220]When I accidentally butt-dialed her
[01:02.600]And she heard me spreading AIDS rumors UH-bout her."
[01:05.220]Turn the radio up-louder. Make it thump while I bump
[01:07.970]That Relapse CD, tryna hit every bump in that cunt
[01:11.100]'Fore I snap back into act-SHUN
[01:13.220]'Cause she kept asking me to quit calling her "cunt"!
[01:16.850]I said "I cunt!"
[01:17.600]She said "Marshall, You ain't really like that. Ohh-oh.
[01:20.100]You're putting on a show, is your mic dead?
[01:22.720]You're breaking my heart." She said:
[01:25.850]"You're breaking my heart."
[01:29.030]'Cause you ain't really like that. Ohh-oh.
[01:31.910]You're putting on a show, is your mic dead?.
[01:34.850]You're breaking my heart." She said:
[01:37.530]"You're breaking my heart."
[01:40.410]Uh. pull up to club in a Porsche, not a Pinto
[01:42.970]While Marshall's at a white trash party, I'm at drama central
[01:45.160]I walk up in there looking at my phone on twitter, tweeting:
[01:48.700]"I'm feeling a bunch a bitches!", looking at a cheesing
[01:51.980]I get approached by this little scheezer
[01:54.360]She asked me I am the realest G 'cause I'm Gucci from head to feet
[01:58.110]I said "Yeah, I'm really is. 'Cause I spit in ya man's face
[02:01.360]Like Cam did that little kid on Killa Season
[02:04.110]She said "I'm feelin' your big ego. Wait, am I talking wrong?"
[02:07.050]I said "Naw, I'm a walkin' Kanye/Beyonce song."
[02:09.230]She said "I'm mad at chu."
[02:11.560]I said "Why?" She said "Why you never
[02:13.310]Make songs with chicks, as if it's hard to do?"
[02:16.060]I said "I make songs for me, leave the studio,
[02:18.060]And go an' **** the bitch who go on and make da songs for you!"
[02:21.560]She said I'm feeling your whole swagger and flow.
[02:24.120]Can we hook up?" I said "Ummm…
[02:26.310]You just used the word swagger. So no."
[02:28.000]She said…
[02:28.930]You ain't really like that. Ohh-oh.
[02:31.120]You're putting on a show, is your mic dead?
[02:34.120]You're breaking my heart." She said:
[02:37.000]"You're breaking my heart."
[02:40.370]'Cause you ain't really like that. Ohh-oh.
[02:42.940]You're putting on a show, is your mic dead?.
[02:46.180]You're breaking my heart." She said:
[02:48.810]"You're breaking my heart."
[02:49.750]We been riding around in this hatchback, 'til I'm ****ing hunchback
[02:54.750]Where the ****'s this party at, slutbag,
[02:55.940]Cunt? Cut what act? Think it's act? **** that,
[02:58.750]I'm tryna shag scuz. Better find this loveshack
[03:00.500]Or somewhere the ****-at… Ah! Don't touch that,
[03:03.120]You fat dyke! I'm trine hear some Bagpipes
[03:05.500]From Baghdad. Don't act like
[03:06.940]You don't like 'em: them accents. I rap tight!
[03:09.310]And Imma torture you 'til we find this place. Yeah, that's right!
[03:11.940]I thought it was just past this light… just past Van Dyk.
[03:15.620]Better hit that maplight, read them directions. Oh yeah…
[03:18.250]You can't read. And you can't write. You told me that last night."
[03:21.370]She took my CD out the deck, snapped in half, like
[03:23.930] "Relapse sucked." I snapped, hit the gas like
[03:26.810] Blew through the lights, spun out, hit a patch of black ice.
[03:30.060]Forgot we had trailer hitched to the back. We jack-knifed.
[03:32.130]Bitch flew out the car, I laugh like, she deserved it.
[03:36.060]She didn't think I'd act like
[03:37.500]That in person.
[03:38.370]Marshall just crashed right in front of the
[03:40.810]Verse 4 Da
[03:42.370]Tell 'em I be there in a minute,
[03:45.620]I'm tryna break up this catfight
[03:46.810]Between my mistress and damn wife
[03:47.870]Then this chick wanted a hug. She was fat,
[03:50.120]So I gave her dap, then I tell 'er to scat.
[03:52.180]I'm not mean, I'm cute
[03:53.370]On my way to the front door, taken' the scenic route
[03:54.370]To avoid this chick with a *lace* looking' like Venus' and Serena's hoofs
[03:55.690]I'm saying: them chicks got horse's asses, they been attractive.
[03:58.190]Hope when they see me they don't slap me with them tennis rackets.
[04:01.130]
[04:02.530]My mind drifted back to this shit. I see my wife, push her down
[04:06.150] Step over her body, then smack the mistress
[04:08.590]Police outside, I turn and past the gat to Viscious
[04:12.090]Then I step out and see my evil twin, he gives me an evil grin
[04:15.280] He mocks the mistress, turns around gives the misses hugs and kisses
[04:17.970]Looks at me twisted like Nickel, watch this
[04:20.840]He smacks the dentures outta the mouth of the fat bitch
[04:23.030]He rode with and looks back to mention:
[04:24.840]"Royce, it's good to be back to business!"
[04:26.840]You ain't really like that. Ohh-oh.
[04:29.030]You're putting on a show, is your mic dead?
[04:33.220]You're breaking our hearts." they said:
[04:35.710]"You're breaking our hearts."
[04:38.710]'Cause you ain't really like that. Ohh-oh.
[04:41.590]You're putting on a show, is your mic dead?.
[04:45.030]You're breaking our heart." they said:
[04:47.610]"You're breaking our heart."