作词 : Beastie Boys
Dear Alex and 
MarilynThey're 
Lovey and 
Thurston Howellin'
The grasshopper unit is prowellin'
And Rufus is back home growellin'
For all of y'all that be dozin'
On Hornblower's lederhosen
Like Walt 
Disney he is frozen
And in the 
Swiss Hall of 
Fame he goes in'
Cause when he's out in space carousin'
Pick up the mic and start joustin'
My name plate medallion
Says never trust a 
HAL 9000Can't, won't, don't
Can't, won't, don't
Check the horizontal hold and check the tint
Are these three fools back at it again?
Inspector 
Clouseau and 
Derek Flint
Nothin' but sparks ignitin'
Check two, one, two mic testin'
This one goes out to 
DechenRise fallen fighters take your stance again
Don't think too much about the color of skin
Order in vegetarian sharks fin
Try to keep my life non-violent
Mario rewind the tape and punch him in
Like Chuck 
D with the where you never been 
I'm inCan't, won't, don't
Can't, won't, don't
I'm a long way from where 
I've beenBut 
I gotta keep movin', movin on
Ooh, my my, 
I'm really not feelin' it
Ooh, my my, somethin's really wrong
Ooh, my my, 
I'm really not feelin' it
Ooh, my my, somethin's really wrong
The P.A. sound is deafenin'
Bitin MC's 
I'm oustinin'
With spinach in your teeth you're grinnin'
So on your way out please take a mint
Got the studio to throw a craze in
Those bass lines 
Yauch just lays in
This song is the grass you're grazin'
Add a little flange and phase in
Don't get mad 'cause 
I'm beguilin'
I'm off the hook, don't bother dialin'
They're gonna put me in the 
B I NAnd if 
I die notify the next of kin
It's like that y'all
It's like that y'all
It's like that y'all