Now I rock a house party at the drop of a hat
I beat a biter down with an aluminum bat
A lot of people they be jonesin' just to hear me rock the mic
They'll be starin' at the radio, staying up all night
So like a pimp I'm pimpin', I got a boat to eat shrimp in
Nothing wrong with my leg I'm just B-Boy limpin'
Got arrested at the Mardi Gras for jumpin' on a float
My man MCA's got a beard like a billy goat
Oowah oowah, is thedisco call
MCA, hu-huh, I'm gettin' rope y'all
Routines I bust and the rhymes that I write
And I'll be bustin' routines and rhymes all night
Like eatin' burgers or chicken andyou'll be pickin' your nose
I'm on time homey that's how it goes
You heard my style, I think you missed the point
It's the joint
Mike D, with your bad self runnin' things
What's up with your bad breath? Onion rings
Well I'm Mike D, and I'm back from the dead
Chillin' at the beach, down at Club Med
Make another record 'cause the people they want more of this
Suckers they be sayin' they can take out Adam Horowitz
Hurricane, you got clout
Other DJ's hell take your head out
A puppet on a string, I'm paid to sing or rhyme
Or do my thing
I'm in a lava lamp inside the brain hotel
I might be freakin' or peakin', but I rock well
The Patty Duke, the wrench, and then I bust the tango
Got more rhymes than Jamaica got Mango Kangols
I got the peg leg at the end of my stump
Shake your rump
Full clout y'all
Full clout y'all
And when the mic is in my mouthI turn it out y'all
Full clout
Never been dumped, 'cause I'm the most mackinest
Never been jumped, 'cause I'm known the most packinest
Yeah, we've got beef chief, we're knockin' out teeth chief
And if you don't believe us you should question your belief, Keith
I'm like Sam the butcher bringin' Alice the meat
Like Fred Flintstone drivin' around with bald feet
Should I have another sip? Nah, skip it
In the back of the ride and bust with the whippet
Rope a dope Dookies all around the neck
Whoo ha, yo garcon the cheque
Running from the law, the press, and the parents
Is your name Michael Diamond? No mine's Clarence
From Downtown, Manhattan, the Village
My style is wild and you know that it still is
Disco bag schlepping and you're doing the bump
Shake your rump