[00:00.000] 作词 : Stephen Sondheim
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Stephen Sondheim
[00:08.075]Here's a little story that should make you cry
[00:10.860]About two unhappy dames
[00:14.458]Let us call them Lucy "X" and Jessie "Y"
[00:17.431]Which are not their real names
[00:20.739]Now Lucy has the purity
[00:22.299]Along with the unsurety
[00:23.928]That comes with being only twenty-one
[00:27.405]Jessie has maturity
[00:28.972]And plenty of security
[00:30.474]Whatever you can do with them she's done
[00:34.298]Given their advantages
[00:35.343]You may ask why
[00:36.674]The two ladies have such grief
[00:40.215]This is my belief
[00:43.250]In brief:
[00:56.490]Lucy is juicy
[00:57.822]But terribly drab
[00:59.495]Jessie is dressy
[01:00.967]But cold as a slab
[01:02.725]Lucy wants to be dressy
[01:04.216]Jessie wants to be juicy
[01:05.737]Lucy wants to be Jessie
[01:07.343]And Jessie Lucy
[01:09.089]You see, Jessie is racy
[01:10.625]But hard as a rock
[01:12.311]Lucy is lacy
[01:13.762]But dull as a smock
[01:15.517]Jessie wants to be lacy
[01:17.126]Lucy wants to be Jessie
[01:18.726]That's the sorrowful précis
[01:20.493]It's very messy
[01:28.886]Poor sad souls
[01:31.748]Itching to be switching roles
[01:34.924]Lucy wants to do what Jessie does
[01:38.221]Jessie wants to be what Lucy was
[01:48.071]Lucy's a lassie
[01:49.501]You pat on the head
[01:51.019]Jessie is classy
[01:52.611]But virtually dead
[01:54.226]Lucy wants to be classy
[01:55.795]Jessie wants to be Lassie
[01:57.555]If Lucy and Jessie could only combine
[02:00.943]I could tell you someone
[02:02.140]Who would finally feel...
[02:04.189]I could tell you someone
[02:05.380]Who would finally feel...
[02:07.040]I could tell you someone
[02:08.395]Who would finally feel...
[02:10.062]Just fine!
[02:21.998]Now if you see Lucy "X"
[02:24.866]Youthful, truthful Lucy "X"
[02:27.530]Let her know she's better than she suspects
[02:30.010]Now if you see Jessie "Y"
[02:32.908]Faded, jaded Jessie "Y"
[02:35.610]Tell her that she's sweller than apple pie
[02:38.587]Juicy Lucy
[02:41.540]Dressy Jessie
[02:44.028]Tell 'em that they ought to get together quick
[02:46.426]'Cause getting it together is the whole trick!