作词 : Stephen Sondheim
 作曲 : Stephen Sondheim
Now, folks, we bring you Direct from Phoenix
Live and in person, Sally Durant
Here she is at last, Twinkle in her eye
Hot off the press, strictly a mess, Nevertheless...
Hi, Ben...
No, don't look at me. Please, not just yet
Why am I here? This is crazy
No, don't look at me. I know that face
You're trying to place The name...
Say something, Ben, anything
No, don't talk to me
Ben, I forget what were we like, it's so hazy
Look at these people, Aren't they eerie?
Look at this party, Isn't it dreary?
I'm so glad I came
So Just look at us...
-Fat...  -Turning grey...
Still playing games, Acting crazy
-Isn't it awful?  -God, how depressing
Me, I'm a hundred, You, you're a blessing
I'm so glad I came!
What we need is a drink