I met her at the 
SonicShe was listening to 
TonicWith her 
I-Pod and her rollerskates
She said her name was 
SummerWhen 
I asked her for her number
She said "Never mind I get off at eight".
She had eyes like 
Heaven, a face like an angel
But she had the body from 
HellWithin a half an hour
We were naked in the shower
Taking dirty pictures on my cell
Then she whispered in my ear...
I've never done
I've never done
I've never done anything like this [2x]
Yeah, right!
She drove me in her saturnto the 
Sweetwater 
TavernJust a block off of 
Denton Square
She did a shot of 
Jägerand she made out with the waiter
While I was just sitting here
Before too long her
Clothes came off like
Something out of girl's gone wild
Had to come up with the bail,
Just to get her out of jail
And she threw up at the passenger's side
Then she whispered in my ear...
I've never done
I've never done
I've never done anything like this [2x]
Yeah, right!
She says that trouble never finds her
No ****ed up history behind her
She says she's never stolen anything
Except the car we're driving
Oh shit!Then she whispered in my ear...
I've never done
I've never done
I've never done anything like this [4x]
Yeah, right!
Yeah, right!