Good mornin'
The center of the universe is borin'
You write that check to walk in through the doorway
Can't help trippin' down the stairs
The pitfalls I avoid
So I told 'em, I said...
You can roll with the money
You wanna throw-oh-oh away
See it's a wild, wild country
I hope you know-oh anyway
Advertisin', on the subway
NYC is comin' at you
Lock your doors

Good mornin'
Wipe that smile off the face of Broadway
If it freaks you out man, just destroy it
Central Park's too green
And was it even fall
So I told 'em, I said...
You can roll with the money
You wanna throw-oh-oh away
See it's a wild, wild country
I hope you know-oh anyway
Advertisin', on the subway
NYC is comin' at you
Lock your doors
NYC is comin' at you
Lock your doors
NYC is comin' at you
Lock your doors

Waitin' for the part of hero
Everybody loves the camo
You can roll with the money
You wanna throw-oh-oh away
See it's a wild, wild country
I hope you know-oh anyway
Advertisin', on the subway
NYC is comin' at you
Lock your doors
NYC is comin' at you
Lock your doors
NYC is comin' at you
Lock your doors
NYC is comin' at you
Lock your doors
NYC is comin' at you
Lock your doors