[00:17.00]She said, honey, you don't know me
[00:19.81]But I know you
[00:25.75]Do you mind if I come in
[00:28.06]It'll only take a minute or two
[00:34.31]And by the way I really like
[00:36.37]What you've done to this place
[00:42.81]It doesn't really surprise me
[00:44.75]'Cause we kind of have the same taste
[00:51.69]But that's enough small talk
[00:54.71]There's something that we need to discuss
[00:58.26]Your husband's cheating on us
[01:03.76]
[01:04.32]She said, you look surprised
[01:13.96]Well, I'm surprised that you never knew
[01:16.96]I can't believe you didn't pick up
[01:20.23]On my rather strong perfume
[01:25.58]（It was Giorgio）
[01:26.15]But anyway, we've been replaced
[01:28.15]And she's much younger than me and you
[01:34.15]And she's out there with him now
[01:36.90]Doing all the things that we used to do
[01:42.96]So why don't we get together
[01:44.90]You know, we could be dangerous
[01:49.84]'Cause your husband's cheating on us
[01:51.16]
[02:00.20]Ah, ah, ah, ah, snakes are in the kitchen
[02:06.55]Crows are on the line
[02:08.49]Ah, ah, ah, ah, the weather vane is twitching
[02:13.87]Can't you see the sign, sign, s-s-sign
[02:25.61]This is where I start to cry
[02:28.11]And she said, honey, you'll get over it
[02:34.17]Just never mind my fantasies
[02:36.36]Of cyanide or taking out a hit
[02:42.54]On second thought it's better, don't you think
[02:45.55]To make him wish that he was dead
[02:50.73]So promise me you'll take that creep
[02:53.99]For everything he's ever had instead
[02:59.31]I've got a Polaroid camera
[03:01.44]And a room number at the Hotel Nautilus
[03:06.28]Where your husband's cheating on us
[03:07.33]
[03:41.82]He's cheating on us