[00:00.000] 作曲 : Robert Lopez/Trey Parker/Matt Stone
[00:00.406]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: And lo, the Lord said unto the Nephites:
[00:04.332]"I know you're really depressed, what with all your... AIDS and everything...
[00:10.896]But there is an answer in Christ."
[00:14.363]NABULUNGI: You see? This book CAN help us!
[00:19.596]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: I just told a lie.
[00:22.700]No,wait, I didn't LIE...
[00:25.188]I just used my imagination...
[00:30.031]And it worked!
[00:32.017]CUNNINGHAMS FATHER: You're making things up again, Arnold.
[00:34.426]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: But it worked, dad!
[00:35.516]CUNNINGHAMS FATHER: You're stretching the truth again,
[00:36.833]And you know it-
[00:38.692]JOSEPH SMITH: Don't be a Fibbing Fran, Arnold.
[00:40.878]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Joseph Smith...?
[00:41.559]SMITH AND FATHER: Because a lie is a lie.
[00:43.958]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: It's not a lie!
[00:45.176]MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, and FATHER: You're making things up again, Arnold!
[00:47.471]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Oh, conscience!
[00:48.390]MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, and FATHER: You're taking the holy word
[00:49.872]And adding fiction!
[00:51.531]Be careful how you prcoeed, Arnold.
[00:54.390]When you fib, there's a price.
[00:58.238]MUTUMBO: Ahh, this it bullshit!
[01:00.777]The story that I have been told is that the way to cure AIDS is by sleeping with a virgin!
[01:06.476]I'm going to go and rape a baby!
[01:08.885]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: What?! Oh my-NO! You cant do that!!! NO!
[01:11.646]MUTUMBO: Why not?!
[01:12.533]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Because that is DEFINITELY against God's will!
[01:14.913]MUTUMBO: Says who?!
[01:16.175]Where in that book of yours does it say ANYTHING about sleeping with a baby, huh?!
[01:20.993]Nowhere.
[01:24.187]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Uh, behold! The Lord said to the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith:
[01:28.229]"You SHALL NOT have sex with that infant!"
[01:32.567]LO! Joseph said: "Why not, Lord? Huh? Why not?"
[01:37.412]And the Lord said, "If you lay with that infant, you shall.... BURN in the fiery pits of Mordar!!!"
[01:48.282]MUTUMBO: ...really?
[01:49.362]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Uh-uh... Uh-uh! "A baby cannot cure your illness, Joseph Smith.
[01:56.520]I shall give unto you... a FROG! And thus,
[02:00.809]Joesph laid with the frog, and his AIDS was no more!
[02:06.132]MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, and DAD: You're making things up again, Arnold.
[02:09.321]You're recklessly warping the words of Jesus!
[02:12.518]HOBBITS: You cant just say what you want, Arnold!
[02:14.619]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Come, on, Hobbits!
[02:15.430]ALL: You're digging yourself a deep hole!
[02:18.753]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: I'm making things up again...kind of.
[02:21.816]But this time, it's helping a dozen people!
[02:25.131]It's nothing so bad, because this time,
[02:27.970]I'm not committing a sin,
[02:29.504]Just by making things up again, right?!
[02:32.358]ALL:NO!
[02:32.639]NABULUNGI: Elder Cunningham, you have to stop him!
[02:35.019]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: What? What is it?
[02:35.670]NABULUGI: Gotswana is going to cut off his daughter's ********!
[02:38.582]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Huh?!
[02:39.258]GOTSWANA: This is all very interesting, but women have to be circumcised if that's what the General wants!
[02:44.681]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: No, doing that to a lady is definitely against Christ's will!
[02:48.007]GOTSWANA: How do you know?!
[02:48.706]Christ never said NONE about no ********!
[02:52.245]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: ...YES! YES HE DID!
[02:56.822]In ancient New York, three men were about to cut off a Mormon woman's...********.
[03:01.574]But...right before they did, Jesus had... BOBA FETT turn'em into FROGS!
[03:08.007]GOTSWANA: Frogs?
[03:09.539]ASMERET: You mean like the frogs that got ****ed by Joseph Smith?!
[03:13.301]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Right! Right! Like THOSE frogs!
[03:17.863]For a ******** is holy amongst ALL things, said he!
[03:22.506]MORONI, MORMON, SMITH, DAD, and HOBBITS: You're making things up again, Arnold. (UGANDANS:We're learning the truth!)
[03:25.727]CHORUS: Youre taking the holy word And adding fiction! (UGANDANS: The truth about God!)
[03:29.058]CHORUS: Be careful how you proceed, Arnold.
[03:31.491]When you fib, there's a price! ( UGANDANS: We're going to paradise! )
[03:35.227]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Who would have thought I had this magic touch?
[03:38.571]Who'd believe I could man up this much?
[03:41.961]I'm talking, they're listening,
[03:43.334]My stories are glistening
[03:44.916]I'm gonna save them all with this stuff!
[03:46.867](UGANDANS: Ooooh- La)
[03:47.556]CHORUS:You're making things up again, Arnold! (UGANDANS: Elder Cunningham!)
[03:51.868]CHORUS: You're making things up again, Arnold! (UGANDANS: Holy prophet man!)
[03:55.178]CHORUS: You're making things up again, Arnold! (UGANDANS:Our savior!)
[03:58.477]ELDER CUNNINGHAM:You're making things up again...
[04:00.776]WIZENED OLD JEDI MASTER: Hmmm, up again making things you are-
[04:04.354]ELDER CUNNINGHAM: ...Arnold...