作曲 : Robert Lopez/Trey Parker/Matt Stone
(SPOKEN)
NABULUNGI: Well, then would you like to baptize me?
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Sure, yeah. That would be great!
NABULUNGI: Okay. Let do it.
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: What? You mean now?
NABULUNGI: Why not?
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Well, to be honest, I've, I've never done it before
NABULUNGI: That's okay. Neither have I.
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Oh yeah! Guess that's true.
NABULUNGI: Do you know how to baptize someone into the church?
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Sure, that's something we study over and over again at the Mission Control Center
NABULUNGI: Then please, Elder Cunningham; I want to be baptized. I swear to dedicate my life to the church
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Okay, I just need a second to get ready
NABULUNGI: Okay, I will get ready too
(SINGING)
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: I'm about to do it for the first time.
And I'm gonna do it with a girl!
A special girl-
Who makes my heart kind of flutter-
Makes my eyes kind of blur-
I can't believe I'm about to baptize her!
NABULUNGI: He will baptize me!
He will hold me in his arms,
And he will baptize me!
Right in front of everyone
And it will set me free-
When he looks into my eyes.
And he sees just how much
I love being baptized...
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: I'm gonna baptize her!
NABULUNGI: Baptize me!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Bathe her in God's glory!
And I will baptize her- (NABULUNGI: I'm ready.)
-With everything I got.
And I'll make her beg for more,(NABULUNGI: Oooh-)
As I wash her free of sin.
And it'll be so good,
She'll want me to-
ELDER CUNNINGHAM and NABULUNGI: Baptize her/me again!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Excuse me, I'm gonna need another minute!
NABULUNGI: Never known a boy so gentle,
One like him is hard to find.
A special kind.
Who makes my heart kind of flutter,
Like a moth in a cocoon.
I hope he gets to baptizin' me soon!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: I'm gonna baptize you.
I'm through with all my stalling.
NABULUNGI: You're gonna baptize me.
I'm ready to let you do it.
BOTH: And it will set us free.
It's time to be immersed.
And I'm so happy you're about to be my first.
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Okay, you ready?
NABULUNGI: I am ready. So... how do we do it?
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Well, I hold you like this-
NABULUNGI: Yeah?
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: And I lower you down-
NABULUNGI: Yeah?
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: And then I-
(SPLASH)
I just baptized her!
She got doused by Heavenly Father!
I just baptized her good!
NABULUNGI: You baptized me!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: I performed like a champ!
NABULUNGI: I'm wet with salvation!
BOTH: We just went all the way!
Praise be to God,
I'll never forget this day...
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: I baptized you!
NABULUNGI: You baptized me!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: I gotcha good!
NABULUNGI: Baptize me!
ELDER CUNNINGHAM: You want it more, baby?
NABULUNGI: Baptize me!
I'll text you later.