作曲 : John Mondelli There's a pair hiding in the park Lurking in the shadows after dark They always hop from town to town While running from the law (Yeah) A tougher pair than Bonnie and Clyde Jesse James or Mr. Hyde Destruction that they leave behind Is the worst you ever saw [Pre-Chorus The odds are pretty slim That you'll survive a ride with "Bad Luck Chuck" and "Tombstone Kim" [Chorus You're never gonna get away Once these two get started, boy They're never gonna stop Oh yeah! They'll live to see another day If you wanna put a stop to Chuck and Kim It's gonna take more than a cop! (wop doo-wop) (spoken)"This is an urgent news ******in! 'Tombstone Kim' and her partner 'Bad Luck Chuck' are in the area They should be considered armed and extremely dangerous!" The first time they came to town Nearly tore it to the ground Knocking over banks and Robbing everybody blind (Yeah) Long as these two are on the loose Seems no one'll cook their goose Could it be they'll keep this up Until the end of time? [Pre-Chorus A new sheriff's in town And he's declared he's gonna take This deadly duo down! [Chorus You're never gonna get away Once these two get started, boy They're mighty hard to stop Oh yeah! They'll live to see another day If you wanna put a stop to Chuck and Kim It's gonna take one mighty cop! (wop doo-wop) The new sheriff's pretty tough This kind of man won't take no guff Deputies were ready when The two of them walked in (Yeah) Well, Chuck and Kim were pretty quick And jumped behind a pile of bricks But they could tell that everything Was looking pretty grim [Pre-Chorus Chuck said "Let's go out swingin' Right down to the end!" [Chorus They're never gonna get away Once these two get started, boy They're mighty hard to stop Oh yeah! They fought until their final day And that's the legend of Chuck and Kim And their showdown with the cops! (wop doo-wop)