Drunk Uncle Pete -- Methods of Mayhe Drunk Uncle Pete Take your Christmas lights down you lazy bum I look across the street and i see your wreath it reminds me of my old drunk uncle Pete Take the lampshade off you're not funny barf up some turkey from your drunk yummy tummy try to play poker but you can't read the cards lying cheating stealing brains working too hard Drunk uncle Pete can't stand on two feet he's whiskey he's a shot glass he's a forty ounce he's family that's right Drunk Uncle Pete can't find the door he is mumbling and a stumbling he's family Drunk uncle Pete Christmas in the park getting drunk after dark fourth of July is a pause for the cause Halloween spooky day Jack Daniel's ok valentines chocolate nice and early times St. Pats day that's ok first of June drunk again not a holiday lost a finger lost a limb wasn't in the war let's drink some more Drunk uncle Pete can't stand on two feet your whiskey your shot glass your forty ounce your family that's right Drunk uncle Pete 这段歌词缺失 没有找到 12 pack knock it back vicodin Ambien last call alcohol hurry up drink it all checks bouncing baby crying glasses empty liver dying fast women cheap cologne empty bottle all alone Drunk uncle Pete can't stand on two feet Drunk uncle Pete can't stand on two feet your whiskey your shot glass your forty ounce your family that's right Drunk Uncle Pete can't find the door he is mumbling and a stumbling his family Drunk Uncle Pete that`s right that`s right Drunk Uncle Pete Drunk Uncle Pete that`s right that`s right