作词 : Jon lajoie
 作曲 : Jon lajoie
曲名：Not Evil
歌手：Tiffany Haddish
专辑：The Lego Movie 2
歌词整理：学生会长静香
Oh no,are we in a musical?  (Uh, hope not)
Hello friends my name is Queen Watevra Wa-Nabi
Don't worry,I'm totally not one of those evil queens
you've read aboutin fairy tales or seen in the movies.
And there's no reason at all to be suspicious of me.
Not evil not evil no,the least evil person I know
Not evil not evil no,the least evil person I know
(I won't lie, it's actually very suspicious that you are leading with this)
I'm so not a villain, I have zero evil plans.
No ulterior motive just want to help where I can.
I wannna shower you with gifts cause I'm selfless and sweet.
So there's no reason at all to be suspicious of
Queen Watevra Wa-Nabi
The least evil queen in history
And if you do not believe me
I totally won't imprison your family
Cause that be evil and that's so not me.
Not evil not evil no,the least evil person I know
Not evil not evil no,the least evil person I know
(Really? Because I'm getting super evil vibes here)
Benny,do you like spaceships? Cause I think they are great
How do you know that? Loving spaceships is my one defining trait!
Well now my good friend,you can build the spaceship of your dreams
On your very own planet with your own spaceship-building team
(Come on,do not fall for this)
Wyldstyle,haven't you heard? There's no reason at all to be suspicious of
Her
(Yean, I know she keeps saying that but she is clearly an evil queen
Yar well, I'm not buying it.)
MetalBeard, a pirate without a ship that's so cruel
It's like a spider without a web or a queen without a fool
(Even her metaphors are suspicious)
I've got a surprise for you
A planet that's really a pirate ship and the population your crew
(Her story checks out,She is cool,not evil)
(What about me?
Unikitty, what's the most glitter you can imagine?
A lot!
Times that by infinity!)
And Batman
Don't even try it lady,I don't need anything
Oh I know,that's why I'm going to give you half of everything
Uh,like everything everything?
Everything everything.
She's rad,this chick gets me)
Here's some other adjectives people use to describe me:
Unduplictious
Unmalicious
Unconniving
Unnasty
(You're clearly just adding 'UN'to words that describe you)
Who?Me?
I'm Queen Watevra Wa-Nabi
I never trick people in to trusting me
By hiding my true personalities
So i can ues them to accomplish my evil deeds
Cause that be evil and that's so not me.
I never cheat, I never bribe, I never scheme, I never lie
And that wasn't a lie when I said just now that I never lie
Cause I never lie and I never laugh when children cry
And I never poison enemies of mine
And I never cry when I'm alone at night
Cause I'm not sad,I love my life
I'm getting off track,let me get back to the point I was making
I'm Queen Watevra Wa-Nabi
The most least evil person you ever meet
And if you make eye contact with me
I totally won't have you executed immediately
Cause that be evil(evil),evil(evil),evil(evil)
and that's so not me.