[00:00.000] 作词 : Jon lajoie
[00:00.500] 作曲 : Jon lajoie
[00:01.000]B: Oh great, more singing, right on time
[00:03.000]Q: Listen, Bruce
[00:03.890]B: Who’s Bruce?(Whoo)
[00:04.300]Q: It’s nothing personal(Whoa) It’s just
[00:07.200]I’ve dated men like you before and you’re just not my type (My type)
[00:11.000]Never around during the day only come out at night (That’s right)
[00:14.400]Emotionally wounded, dark and brooding all the time (Boo hoo)
[00:18.500]Hanging around with clowns, I don’t need that in my life
[00:22.000]I ain’t Selina Kyle, I ain’t no Vicky Vale
[00:26.000]I was never into you even when you were Christian Bale
[00:30.000]B: I’m more of a Keaton guy myself
[00:31.000]Q: Oh, I loved him as Beetlejuice
[00:33.000]I’m just not into Gotham City guys
[00:37.490]B: Well, yeah, we’re flawed but that’s what makes us so relateable
[00:40.000]Q: I’m just not into guys who can’t fly
[00:45.200]B: I can fly
[00:46.090]Q: The Batwing can fly
[00:48.000]Rich boys with gadgets are not my type
[00:51.000]B:What is your type?
[00:52.000]Q: Kryptonian men are my kryptonite
[00:56.000]Gross!
[00:56.700]Q:I’m just not into Gotham City guys
[01:01.000]B(solo):So what?!
[01:01.800]You’re not into me. I don’t care
[01:03.000]But like, listen up!
[01:04.690]You’re clearly (Whoo) just confused
[01:06.000]Gotham dudes are the best
[01:08.000]We have deep manly(Whoo) voice and insanely ripped pecs (Hey)
[01:12.000]We're Affleck-level hot (Whoo)
[01:14.000]And we're Oprah-level rich (Whoo)
[01:15.700]With George Clooney-level Charm
[01:17.800]And Val Kilmer lips
[01:18.600]We worked for our powers (Whoo)
[01:20.190]Cause we're self-made men
[01:21.390]We didn't just get them from the sun like an entitled alien
[01:28.000]Go on one date with me and You'll change your mind
[01:31.490]Q: Unsubscribe
[01:32.290]I'm just not into Gotham City guys
[01:36.690]B:Give me a chance
[01:37.290]Q:No thank you, hard pass
[01:39.000]I'm just not into guys who don't wear tights
[01:44.790]B:I used to wear tights, ask Adam West
[01:47.000]Q:I'm looking for a husband
[01:49.490]Someone to share my crown
[01:51.000]And Gotham men are playboys Who would never settle down
[01:54.000]Unlike other superheroes
[01:55.190]Who are strong and not afraid
[01:58.490]Of commitment and relationships I won't name any names
[02:03.000]But I'll leave you a hint
[02:05.490]He's made of steel And wears a red cape