That I'm excited to share with you tonight
And one thing I've realized is that we all want to leave behind a legacy
We all want to be remembered for something
And then I was thinking going how can I be remembered
And then I suddenly realized you can do it on a daily bases
Even if it's one on one with people
For example the other day I saw a young boy
And he was eating an ice cream cone
I ran up and I smashed it into his face
I leaned in I go you remember me forever and I ran away
Cause you know when he's 50 he's gonna be like
One day a man ran up to me I did not know this man
He smashed my treat into my eyes
And he pointed and said
'You f**kin remember me forever
But I did not say f**kin I did not say that
He added f**kin to make the story more intense and interesting
He deserves to have ice cream smashed in his face
Cause he's a lying 50 year old man
I did not say f**kin