You went off to actor's school
They taught you how to act real cool
They showed you how to laugh your way through tears
But we don't need your autograph
Around here you're just plain riff raff
Stella, you don't need your makeup here
Cause Stella, this ain't Hollywood
You're not on the network news
This is gonna be your last review
Your life was never cruel or hard
But this ain't Wilshire Boulevard
This is gonna be your final play
Around you're no superstar
There's no place to park your car
So you can throw your credit cards away
Stella, this ain't Hollywood
This ain't nationwide TV
This is your eternal destiny
Stella, this ain't Hollywood
You're not on the network news
This is gonna be your last review
Stella, this ain't Hollywood
This ain't nationwide TV
This is your eternal destiny