作曲 : Clark, Murphy, Shapiro Well, I don't go out all the time What kinda fool do you think I am? But a rowdy Wednesday nighter Ain't really somethin' you can plan Gotta be at work by 7, that's right I should be gettin' home, that's right I used to do this all the time But now I really don't I pick my parties that's what I do I wish that I could hit 'em all But I've got to pick and choose I'd be pushin' up daisies If I did it every day of the week So I pick my parties Oh, but sometimes they pick me Good ones always happen At the most inconvenient time But once it gets a goin' and is rollin' Ain't no slowin' down the night, oh come on! That ole' sun might be risin' Fore I get to bed But I make sure it's always With the poundin' in my head I pick my parties that's what I do I wish that I could hit 'em all But you got to pick and choose I'd be pushin' up daisies If I did it every day of the week So I pick my parties Oh, but sometimes they pick me And if I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it right Yeah, if I'm goin' out I'm goin' out all night We pick our parties that's what we do We wish that we could hit 'em all But we've got to pick and choose We'd be pushin' up daisies If we did it every day of the week So I pick my parties Oh, but sometimes I pick my parties Oh, but sometimes We pick our parties Oh, but sometimes they pick Toby T and me How do like us now, baby?