作曲 : Howard, Lambert it took me 5 bars saw 30 license plates i saw her mustang and my eyes filled up with rage i brought my pistol but i ain\'t some kinda fool so i walked right in barehanded she was on his arm while he was playing pool just like i used to do she kissed him while i got a beer she didn\'t think i\'d show up here i\'m a crazy ex girlfriend ... i watched her for awhile but i didn\'t like her walk she came across kinda cheap to me but hey hows that my fault she looked at my man like he didn\'t have on a stitch somebody tell that girl to step up to the plate i wanna pitch little bitch ... those pretty girls can play their game but their damn well gonna know my name i\'m a crazy ex-girlfriend ... i started throwing things and i scared folks half to death i got up in his face and smelled whiskey on his breath i didn\'t give it a second thought to being thrown in jail baby to a hammer everything looks like a nail and i was mad as hell ... those pretty girls they\'re all the same but they\'re damn well gonna know my name i\'m a crazy ex-girlfriend i\'m a crazy ex-girlfriend i\'m a crazy ex-girlfriend the end