[00:01.51]扮皇帝
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[00:36.50]做皇帝你在行
[00:39.49]这话说得太荒唐
[00:42.52]什么生意都听过
[00:45.55]没听过皇帝这一行
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[00:51.60]做皇帝要专长
[00:54.63]我做皇帝比人强
[00:57.63]世代祖传有名望
[01:00.73]扮起来准像唐明皇
[01:03.71]唐明皇呀胡子长
[01:06.73]齿白唇红嘴上光
[01:09.77]你一点都不像唐明皇
[01:13.19]做一个太监倒相当
[01:15.95]难道你见过皇帝的面
[01:18.95]知道皇帝胡子长
[01:22.01]虽没见过真皇帝
[01:25.06]可见过戏里的唐明皇
[01:28.02]你没有胡子总不像
[01:31.10]只有把假的装一装
[01:34.16]装一装
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[02:00.56]跟我学照我样
[02:06.55]我教你做唐明皇
[02:12.14]皇帝走路要像样
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[02:18.78]大摇大摆莫匆忙呀
[02:25.54]莫匆忙
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[02:35.60]做皇帝要端庄
[02:44.47]看人不能太轻狂
[02:50.66]两眼盯着人家望
[02:56.56]不象皇帝象流氓啊
[03:03.79]象流氓
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