Don’t deal with the devil
 A lesson that I learned well
 When I meddled
 Made a bet and now it’s settled
 Say farewell to Elder Kettle

 I’m on an adventure
 Indentured
 Fetching debts from sketchy characters

 I’m a kitchen dish
 that can dish it out
 Quick, tip me over
 and pour me out
 I’m short and stout
 and I’m rockin’ out
 and I’m knockin’ out
 with my pinkie out

 And I’m counting down
 But don’t count me out
 When you pick me up
 You won’t put me down
 Now the whole toon towns on lockdown
 And the list goes like this... (oh!)

 Grim Matchstick
 Dr. Kahls Robot
 Sally Stageplay
 Baroness Von Bon Bon
 Hilda Berg
 Rumor Honeybottoms
 Cagney Carnation
 And the Root Pack!
 Goopy Le Grande
 Djimmi the Great
 Beppi the Clown
 Ribby and Croaks
 Phantom Express
 Cala Maria
 Three Mausoleums
 Wally Warbles
 Werner Werman
 Captain Brineybeard
 You signed a contract!

 My name is Cuphead
 Fragile, empty-headed, artful-dodger
 Tricked by easy riches
 Now I’m picking fights with monsters
 Twenty times my size
 (Oh snap!)

 I’m sorry that I bet it all
 I’m sorry that I have to hurt you
 We both signed the dotted line
 Now it’s your soul or mine!
 (At midnight the clock will chime)

 Grim Matchstick
 Dr. Kahls Robot
 Sally Stageplay
 Baroness Von Bon Bon
 Hilda Berg
 Rumor Honeybottoms
 Cagney Carnation
 And the Root Pack!
 Goopy Le Grande
 Djimmi the Great
 Beppi the Clown
 Ribby and Croaks
 Phantom Express
 Cala Maria
 Three Mausoleums
 Wally Warbles
 Werner Werman
 Captain Brineybeard
 You signed a contract!

 Face to face
 With every loss I take
 I learn the way the bosses change
 And hey
 They say that two can play at this game!
 Uh-huh
 Multiplayer aeroplanes
 Oh brother, where art thou?
 (Mugman!)

 I’m sorry that I bet it all
 I’m sorry that I roped you into this
 We co-signed the dotted line
 Now It’s your soul and mine
 (sing the chorus one more time)

 Grim Matchstick
 Dr. Kahls Robot
 Sally Stageplay
 Baroness Von Bon Bon
 Hilda Berg
 Rumor Honeybottoms
 Cagney Carnation
 And the Root Pack!
 Goopy Le Grande
 Djimmi the Great
 Beppi the Clown
 Ribby and Croaks
 Phantom Express
 Cala Maria
 Three Mausoleums
 Wally Warbles
 Werner Werman
 Captain Brineybeard
 You signed a contract!

 Grim Matchstick
 Dr. Kahls Robot
 Sally Stageplay
 Baroness Von Bon Bon
 Hilda Berg
 Rumor Honeybottoms
 Cagney Carnation
 And the Root Pack!
 Goopy Le Grande
 Djimmi the Great
 Beppi the Clown
 Ribby and Croaks
 Phantom Express
 Cala Maria
 Three Mausoleums
 Wally Warbles
 Werner Werman
 Captain Brineybeard
 You signed a contract!

 Snake Eyes
 King Dice
 Deck is stacked, dice are loaded
 Yet I still survive

 Don’t deal with the devil
 A lesson that I learned well
 Still indebted
 So I rebelled
 We descended
 Made him cry and now it’s settled
 Say goodbye to that darn devil
 Swear the story’s not embellished
 I’m a dish a bit disheveled
 Relishing the bellows
 From my fellow fiends of Inkwell
 That I let go
 “Hip-hip-Hoorah” echos
 Turn the page and say
 All’s well that ends well!

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