[00:00.00] 作词 : Smith, Townes
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[00:22.83]This is a story I'll never forget
[00:24.76]About the day my new car got hit
[00:27.14]It caught me off guard cause it happened so quick
[00:29.25]When I heard the crash I got mad as hell
[00:31.57]Cruising down the highway fast not slow
[00:33.62]Ninety miles an hour in my 5 0
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[00:35.98]People waving at me cause they know who I am
[00:38.35]Alpine stero blasting a jam
[00:40.47]Put the top down said my girlfriend
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[00:42.72]Then my damn hat blew off in the wind
[00:45.09]I got kinda mad cause it's the hat I just bought
[00:47.15]I shoulda put her out it was all her fault
[00:49.58]Day was friday date was ten
[00:51.71]My girl was looking good on a strem
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[00:53.95]She smacked my hand when I put it on her rear
[00:56.51]Said hit me again and I'll break your wrist
[00:58.57]That day I dressed all in white
[01:00.75]Takin' my girl to Palm Springs for the night
[01:02.93]I was hoping I could find a short cut
[01:05.25]I was tired plus I had a rash on my butt
[01:07.43]There was this lady in a pinto coup
[01:09.68]'Bout 90 years old I could tell by the droop
[01:11.98]Driving off fast borderline insane
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[01:14.24]Glass so thick couldn't stay in her lane
[01:16.60]I swerved left then I swerved right
[01:18.68]She was still tailgating me too damn tight
[01:20.99]To the left lane I tried to switch
[01:23.29]Then you saw my blinker bitch
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[01:43.81]We both pulled off on the side of the road
[01:45.99]I was hot ready to explode
[01:48.04]The only thing stopping me from breaking her nose
[01:50.30]Is I was 21 and she was 90 years old
[01:52.54]Then the police came turn the lights off
[01:54.73]The lady started cryin' and the cop got soft
[01:57.03]The cop said ah it'll be ok
[01:59.28]Wrinkled old bag lookin' like a charpe
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[02:01.52]I said wait what's going on cap'
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[02:03.77]Her car's fine my car is wrecked
[02:06.09]Then I saw what happened in the crash
[02:08.39]Her dentures came out her mouth and got stuck in the dash
[02:10.83]You hit me I didn't hit you
[02:12.64]Stop holding your neck lady you can't sue
[02:14.96]It's your fault you caused all this
[02:17.27]You saw my blinker bitch
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[02:37.85]Wednesday October the fourth
[02:39.91]That's when we got our day in court
[02:42.22]That lady destroyed my case
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[02:44.34]She came in a wheelchair and a neck brace
[02:46.59]I jumped up I said you must be jokin'
[02:49.21]Come on judge her neck ain't broken
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[02:51.45]Well I'll be damned
[02:53.58]Wrinkled old bag started cryin' on the stand
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[02:55.82]The balif grabbed me slammed me on the ground
[02:57.88]Judge said boy you'd better calm down
[02:59.49]Aren't you one of them damn rap singers
[03:02.29]Yeah then I gave him the finger
[03:05.17]Judge held me in contempt of court
[03:06.90]For givin' him the finger and things of that sort
[03:09.22]Anything to say before you're dismissed
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[03:11.53]Just one you saw my blinker bitch