[00:00.00] 作曲 : David Bowie
[00:00.33] 作词 : David Bowie
[00:00.99]Artist：david bowie
[00:03.99]Songs Title：the laughing gnome
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[00:14.73]I was walking down the high street
[00:18.28]When I heard footsteps behind me
[00:22.02]And there was a little old man （hello）
[00:25.15]In scarlet and grey, shuffling away （laughter）
[00:29.51]
[00:30.63]Well he trotted back to my house
[00:33.80]And he sat beside the telly （oaah..）
[00:37.60]With his tiny hands on his tummy
[00:39.47]
[00:40.52]Chuckling away, laughing all day （laughter）
[00:44.71]Oh, I ought to report you to the gnome office
[00:46.76]（gnome office）
[00:48.31]Yes
[00:48.68]（hahahahaha）
[00:50.45]Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
[00:52.06]Im a laughing gnome and you dont catch me
[00:54.96]Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
[00:58.57]Im a laughing gnome and you cant catch me
[01:02.81]Said the laughing gnome
[01:07.30]Well I gave him roasted toadstools
[01:10.87]and a glass of dandelion wine （burp, pardon）
[01:14.80]Then I put him on a train to eastbourne
[01:17.49]Carried his bag and gave him a fag
[01:20.43]（havent you got a light boy? ）
[01:23.42]Here, where do you come from?
[01:24.69]（gnome-mans land, hahihihi）
[01:26.49]Oh, really?
[01:27.74]
[01:28.36]In the morning when I woke up
[01:31.81]He was sitting on the edge of my bed
[01:35.26]With his brother whose name was fred
[01:38.13]Hed bought him along to sing me a song
[01:41.19]Right, lets hear it
[01:43.00]Here, whats that clicking noise?
[01:44.63]（thats fred, hes a metrognome, haha）
[01:47.62]Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
[01:51.10]Im a laughing gnome and you dont catch me
[01:54.15]Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
[01:57.84]Im a laughing gnome and you cant catch me
[02:01.23]（own up, Im a gnome, aint I right, haha）
[02:04.41]Havent you got an ome to go to?
[02:05.97]（no, were gnomads）
[02:07.09]Didnt you they to teach get your hair cut at school?
[02:08.79]you look like a rolling gnome.
[02:09.85]（no, not at the london school of ecognomics）
[02:12.85]
[02:13.68]Now theyre staying up the chimney
[02:17.13]And were living on caviar and honey （hooray!）
[02:21.07]Cause theyre earning me lots of money
[02:23.45]Writing comedy prose for radio shows
[02:26.98]Its the-er （what? ）
[02:28.97]Its the gnome service of course
[02:30.92]
[02:33.42]Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
[02:36.71]Im a laughing gnome and you dont catch me
[02:40.01]Ha ha ha, oh, dear me
[02:43.65]（ha ha ha, hee hee hee
[02:45.90]Im a laughing gnome and you cant catch me
[02:50.14]Ha ha ha, hee hee hee
[02:52.39]Im a laughing gnome and you cant catch me）
[02:55.57]（one more time, yeah）