作词 : David Wen Wei Liang/Diane Marie Johnston
 作曲 : David Wen Wei Liang/Diane Marie Johnston
 I can wear a fascinator, you can be my maître d'
I can’t wait to see you later, you can get me things for free
I can be your Bertie Wooster, you can be my Mister Jeeves
Maybe if you play the Mister, we could solve a mystery
(Mystery …  things for free)
I have a plan, I have an angle
Come meet me out tonight; we’ll do the tango
And I don’t care  if you don’t know me
Too little time for that; you can’t resist me
I am here for just a little while on holiday
Can’t you see it won’t be long before I fly away?
All I’m saying is that you should never hesitate
Find a way to make it work and then you can come out to play
I can wear a fascinator, you can be my maître  d'
I can’t wait to see you later, you can get me things for free
I can be your Bertie Wooster, you can be my Mister Jeeves
Maybe if you play the Mister, we could solve a mystery
(Mystery …  things for free)
I have a plan, my own agenda
I’m having fun all night, you’re going with me
I am here for just a little while on holiday
Can’t you see it won’t be long before I fly away?
All I’m saying is that you should never hesitate
Find a way to make it work and then you can come out to play
I can wear a fascinator, you can be my maître  d'
I can’t wait to see you later, you can get me things for free
I can be your Bertie Wooster, you can be my Mister Jeeves
Maybe if you play the Mister, we could solve a mystery
I  want you to help paint the town red; think of  all  the things we could do
I want you to want to come with me; don’t think  I’m too good to  be true
I  want you to help paint the town  red; think of  all the things we could do
I  want you to want to come with me; don’t think I’m too good to be true