制作人 : Kurt Deutsch
FOUR MEN: Four Jews in a room bitching
Four Jews in a room plot a crime.
I'm bitching. He's bitching.
They're bitching. We're bitching.
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
All the time!
MENDEL: Whadda they do for love?
Whadda they do for love?
MARVIN AND JASON/ WHIZZER: Four Jews in a room bitching ( Bitching! Bitching! Bitching! )
Four Jews in a room stoop.
They stoop to pray.
JASON: I'm Jewish.
MARVIN: I'm Jewish.
MENDEL: I'm Jewish.
WHIZZER: Half Jewish.
FOUR MEN: Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Night and day.
TRINA: Slavery- Slavery-
FOUR MEN: We cross the desert
Running for our lives
Fleeing from Pharaoh
Who was up to no good
Now we're at the Red Sea
Pharaoh is behinde us
Wanting us extincted
JASON: What we need is a miracle
MAVIN, MENDEL AND WHZZIER: And then the Red Sea split before us
No more tsouis
We got our miracle!
FOUR MEN: Four Jews bitching for answers
Four Jews bitching their whole life long.
WHIZZER: I'm Whizzer.
JASON: I'm Jason.
MENDEL: I'm Mendel.
MARVIN: I'm Marvin.
ALL: Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Right or wrong.
JASON: In case of smoke please call our mothers on the phone and say their sons are all on fire.
MARVIN AND WHIZZER: We are manipulating people and we need to know our worst sides aren't ignored
MENDEL: The guilt invested will in time pay wisely.
WHIZZER AND JASON: We do not tippy toe.
WHIZZER: We charge ahead to show?
MENDEL: We're good in bed.
WHIZZER: Excel in bed.
MARVIN: We smell in bed.
JASON: Where is the bed?
MENDEL: I love the bed.
JASON: Who has the bed?
WHIZZER: I want the bed!
JASON: Who stole the bed?
MARVIN: Who stole the bed?
WHIZZER: I lost it twice.
MENDEL: The bed is mine.
JASON: The bed is nice.
FOUR MEN: The bed is-
Four Jews in a room bitching.
Four Jews talking like Jew-ish men.
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic.They're neurotic, we're neurotic.
Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny.
MARVIN: I'm nauseous.
WHIZZER: I'm nauseous.
JASON: I'm simple.
MENDEL: I'm Jewish.
TRINA: Slavery- Slavery-
FOUR MEN: Bitch bitch bitch bitch
Funny funny funny funny
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic.They're neurotic, we're neurotic.
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic.They're neurotic, we're neurotic. ( Four Jews in a room bitching )
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic.They're neurotic, we're neurotic. ( Four Jews in a room-)
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic.They're neurotic, we're neurotic. ( Four Jews in a room-)
I'm neurotic, he's neurotic.They're neurotic, we're neurotic. ( Slavery- Slavery- )
FOUR MEN: Four Jews in a room bitching
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Now and then.
Can't lose.
Loose screws.
Four...(One! Two! Three! Four! Five! )
Five Jews!
 人声 : Andrew Rannells/Anthony Rosenthal/Brandon Uranowitz/Christian Borle/Stephanie J. Block