You buy me dinner when 
I'm in town 
Talk about records that you know 
Lay the friendship card upon me and out the door 
Somebody said we hurt your feelings with our little dirty jokes 
Then you accused us of stealing back our soul 
Then you say that we're the assholes 
Cause we bitched about the hassles 
While you're sleeping in your castles 
And we're still riding down the road 
I hear you're all offended by the letters that 
I wrote It's just a shame it hadn't ended long ago 
Then you sicked your lawyers on me 
Told them to go for the throat 
And you just sat back and watched them have a go 
Then you say that we're the assholes… 
But I never would deny we have our share of the blame to absorb 
But when you say that you're the reason for the things that we've achieved 
I want to kick down your door 
You like to say that we're the assholes 
As if we somehow done you wrong 
We just do what we have to, to carry on 
I'm sure you'll find another asshole 
To replace us for a song 
You'll keep your office and expense account and we'll keep traveling along 
When you say that we're all assholes 
Guess it'd be useless to deny 
I'm just saying you're the reason why