[00:22.70]Drag the lake, Charlie
[00:25.20]Charlie, drag the lake
[00:27.01]
[00:27.88]Lester didn't come home last night
[00:30.44]And Wanda's all irate
[00:32.44]
[00:33.25]Better keep your fingers crossed
[00:35.81]And hope we find him drowned
[00:37.88]
[00:38.57]Wanda's gonna come and kill us all
[00:41.02]If he shows up in town
[00:42.97]
[00:54.84]Drag the lake, Charlie
[00:57.09]I heard that he was seen
[01:00.02]Cavortin' with ol' shorty
[01:02.20]Up at the line again
[01:05.57]Wanda's got that goddamn
[01:08.07]Pistol in her purse
[01:10.63]If she goes on the rampage
[01:13.08]They'll have to call the Hearse
[01:15.57]Better drag the lake, Charlie
[01:18.79]Charlie, drag the lake
[01:21.41]Remember what happened last time
[01:23.79]When Lester went on the lake?
[01:26.66]I heard it took the cleaning crew
[01:29.22]Two weeks to clean the bar
[01:32.28]They never found that teenage girl
[01:34.84]They never found the car
[01:37.52]Drag the lake, Charlie
[01:42.14]
[01:43.08]Drag the lake, Charlie
[01:46.64]
[01:48.63]It won't be the first time
[01:51.14]But it might be the last
[01:54.35]
[02:17.22]Drag the lake, Charlie
[02:19.72]And keep your fingers crossed
[02:21.78]
[02:22.34]And if you're friends with Jesus
[02:25.09]Please ask Him to help us
[02:27.77]Our best case scenario
[02:30.41]Is Lester turns up dead
[02:33.10]I'm almost out of Valium
[02:35.96]Courage and self-respect
[02:39.59]
[02:49.75]Drag the lake, Charlie
[02:53.49]
[02:55.19]Drag the lake, Charlie
[02:58.62]
[03:00.64]It won't be the first time
[03:03.22]But it might be the last