BOBBob goes to church every 
Sundayevery 
Sunday that the fish ain't bitin'
Bob never have to have dinner with the 
Preachercos' 
Bob never bothered gettin' married
He likes to drink a beer or two every now and again
He always had more dogs thn he ever had friends
Bob ain't light in the loafers
He might kneel but he never bends over
Bob takes care of his 
MommaShe's the only one he lets call him 
RobertShe don't drive anymore so he takes her to the storeand keeps her yard lookin' just like she wants it
Every week at the beauty shop 
Bob's Momma hearsthat another woman's paid 'nother man disappears
Robert ain't exactly scared o' women
He's just got his own way o' livin'
Bob's still gotta antenna on a pole2 channels come in 2 more comin' through
He used to watch the news but he don't anymore
Ain't none of it new it's the same as before
He figures all any of it's any good for'skeepin' averybody bored till there ain't nobodylike 
Bob anymore
Bob takes care of his 
MommaShe's a mess but he feels like he oughttaa big a mess today as bob will say"she's a big un and she's gonna be a lotta"
He likes to drink a beer or two every now and again
He always had more dogs than he ever had friends
Bob ain't light in the loafers
He might kneel but he never bends over