Mr. Bass lies waiting in his kelpy room Waiting, til comes doom He comes and them he goes He sees Orca and then he knows And I can see Mr. Bass, he's on my wall I can feel Mr. Bass, he's on my wall I can taste Mr. Bass, he's on my wall I can smell Mr. Bass tomorrow We finished the island with a broken motor We went knockin' on the bass' door They were biting at alarming rate Mr. Bass he was irate Mr. Bass takes a beating Billy boy must keep eating Old Pat he must be burning Looks like his stomach's turning He feeds on the centipedes He lies behind in a greenish hue He'll eat whatever, he'll even eat you Mr. Bass, he knows my hook 'Cause I've been reading them bassin' books Mr. Bass takes a beating Billy boy must keep eating Old Pat he must be burning Looks like his stomach's turning He feeds on the centipedes