In the world of man in the great rat race
Makes his speeches
Then he does what he please
Winners of the mosh impart their grace
As I wallow in the mush in a doggy daze
I live in a kennel, smells like rotten cheese
Chums lots of flies but why should 
I mindThen 
I get trashed byt the ho that's my wife
Can't get enough of kickin my hiney
Life in the canine world
Cats to chase and a bone to bury
Full of doggy stench in this poo poo place
If I get a piece of tail
I don't want to get married
This is just a dohouse why should 
I stayIf these folks are crazy
They try to tell me
That they know where it's at
I don't know maybe 
I'm lazyThis is my doghouse you said 
I'm a dogI live like a dog this is my doghouse
So now it's time to go work for the man
I work for the man at the taco stand
I keep on grinding like a dog always does
No place to hide for this 
American dog
This is my doughouse you said 
I'm a dogI live like a dog this is my doghouse
When I frickin find what 
I'm lookin for
I dig right in and take my place
Maybe I seem crass and crude
Bat a dog's got to do what a dog got to do
This is my doghouse you said 
I'm a dogI live like a dog this is my doghouse
I'm just a dog, 
I eat cat feces feel like a
Hydrant on this doggy street
Live in the doghouse, 
Everybody hates me
I want to get laid, but everybody takes me
I'm your dog and you're bitches