Some day without trying you'll find something that's rare 
Like an eight letter word on a triple word square 
And I knew a girl who thrived on second-hand news 
She wore clips in her hair and she judged boys by their shoes 
Call it coincidence but whenever we're together 
You're on top of the world while 
I'm under the weather (The weather) 
A thousand ideas 
I try to tell crossword girl 
How do I get one across when you're always too down? 
And if things get hard will you throw in the pen? 
But if you are unsure you can pencil it in 
Call it coincidence but whenever we're together 
You're on top of the world while 
I'm under the weather (The weather) 
Hold your breath for up to ten seconds 
Ask a friend, a good friend, to scare you when you least expect it 
And if that doesn't work stand on your head and drink a glass of water 
Call it coincidence but whenever we're together 
You're over the moon while 
I'm under the weather (The weather)