An actor will seek revenge 
I don't know why and 
I don't know when 
There'll be talk. 
There'll be action 
Boys demanding satisfaction 
From girls. 
Oh, you'd hate to play a girl! 
An actor will seek revenge... 
He came on too strong 
He was weird and he was wrong 
A bloodless cop at dawn 
Throwing everybody out 
The kids twist and shout until the womb ****ing wrecks it! 
A boulevardier might say - "Tomorrow's another day." 
Alright, yes, but it's also just another mess! 
Crime and 
Punishment - no, that's not what 
I meant! An actor will seek revenge 
I don't know why and 
I don't know when 
There'll be talk. 
There'll be action 
Boys demanding satisfaction 
From girls. 
Oh, you'd hate to be a girl! 
An actor will seek revenge 
Upon the ones who fed him those ridiculous lines 
Saying - "What we really need now is an emotional history Of the Lower Eastside, cause it was wild! It was wild!" 
Oh no, here we go again... (Ba da, ba da, ba da, ba da... Ba da, ba da, ba da, ba da da ba da!)