作词 : Paddy O'Connell/Niall O'Flaherty
 作曲 : Paddy O'Connell/Niall O'Flaherty
 My brother knows Karl Marx
 He met him eating mushrooms in the People's Park
 He said, “What do you think about my manifesto?”
 I like a manifesto, put it to the test oh~
 Took him straight down to meet the Anarchist Party
 I met a groovy guy, he was arty-farty
 He said, “I know a little Latin, manicus manicae”
 I said, “I don't know what it means”
 He said, “Neither do I”
 Eat natural food, bathe twice daily.
 Fill your nostrils up with gravy.
 Don't drink tea and don't drink coffee.
 Cover your chin in Yorkshire toffee
 Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper
 Wait a minute, where's me jumper ?
 Where's me jumper ?
 Where's me jumper ?
 Where's me jumper ?
 Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper
 Wait a minute, where's me jumper ?
 Where's me jumper ?
 Where's me jumper ?
 Where's me jumper ?
 Where's me jumper ? Oh no~
 Dancing in the disco, go, go, go
 Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no, oh no~
 Dancing in the disco, go, go, go
 Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no~
 It's alright to say things can only get better
 You haven't lost your brand-new sweater
 I know I had it on when I had my tea
 And I'm sure I had it on in the lavatory oh no~
 Dancing in the disco, go, go, go
 Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no~
 Dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper
 Wait a minute, where's me jumper ?
 Where's me jumper ?
 Where's me jumper ?
 Where's me jumper ?
 Where's me jumper ?
 It's alright to say things can only get better
 You haven't lost your brand-new sweater
 Pure new wool and perfect stitches
 Not the type of jumper that makes you itchies oh no~
 Dancing in the disco, go, go, go
 Dancing in the disco, oh no, oh no~
 And my mother will be so so an~gry~
 And my brother will be so so an~gry~
 And my  girlfriend will be so so an~gry~
 And my  dog will be so so an~gry~
 Cause I was dancing in the disco, bumper to bumper
 Wait a minute, where's me jumper ?
 Where's me jumper ?
 Where's me jumper ?
 Where's me jumper ?
 Where's me jumper ? Oh no~