Sitting on my own girl 
I've had time enough to grow a beard for you 
I'm hiding out in cars, yeah 
I've been tryna find a way back home to you 
These California stars, girl 
They've been hanging out 
Yeah, hanging out for you '
Cause I know that you'll love the man 
Whose follicles are growing just for you 
Could you find a job for someone 
Who don't know the first thing? 
Could you find a job for someone 
Who don't know the first thing? 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 
I could sit on the fence 
Learn self-defense 
I could watch some telly 
And get real smelly 
Oh, I don't know 
I could fight a battle 
Yeah, shake my rattle 
I could sleep, 
I s'pose Get bellicose 
Oh, I don't know 
I could dream of rainbows 
Melting ice flows 
I could squeeze a melon 
Commit a felon 
Oh, I don't know 
I could meditate, 
I could mediate 
I could pillories, 
I could plagiarize 
I could just survive 
I could get in training to be amazing 
I could tie myself up 
I could set myself free 
Have you got a job for someone 
Who don't know the first thing? 
Have you got a job for someone 
Who don't know the first thing? 
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 
Sitting on my own girl 
I've had time enough to grow a beard for you '
Cause I know that you'll love the man 
Whose follicles are growing just for you 
I'm hiding out in cars, yeah 
I've been tryna find a way back home to you 
These California stars, girl 
They've been hanging out 
Yeah, hanging out for you 
These California stars, girl 
They've been hanging out 
Yeah, hanging out for you 
Yeah, just for you