. Someday when I’m old I’ll pull up to the store And park wherever the hell I want to I’ll buy a box of Moon Pies And flirt with the cashier Yeah, like I was still twenty-two I’ll b*tch about eighteen dollars For a gallon of gas Down at the Texaco Someday when I’m old . Yeah, someday when I’m old I’ll keep chewing gum in my front pocket And cold Dr. Pepper in the fridge I’ll let my daughter get mad Say I’m ruining their supper When I give that stuff to my grand-kids And I realize that some things, They just don’t matter And how fast it all goes Someday when I’m old . That clock just starts ticking Oh, the day that you’re born And no matter how much time you get You always want more . Someday when I’m old I’ll be the only one Who remembers you young and beautiful Your dark hair falling on that pillowcase All the secrets we shared, All the love that we made And I’ll hold onto those precious moments Like pieces of gold Someday when I’m old .