. Smokey bar Mediocre band playin’ Old familiar songs, hit after hit Neon lights Cuttin’ through the smoke a new Minnesota Fats is chalkin’ up his stick Nine ball in the corner pocket, twenty dollars gone Two Bubba’s standin’ toe to toe about to get it on . That’ll make you wanna drink Say, what the heck Turn up a cold one Throw down your paycheck A room full of good times, laughter and pain That’ll make you wanna drink That’ll make you wanna drink . Country boy Out there on the dance floor with mud on his boots He brought straight from the farm Older man Gold chains around his neck And a pretty young thing hangin’ on his arm I bet he’s got a couple of them little blue pills She ain’t gonna, but for drinks all night She’ll make him think she will . That’ll make you wanna drink Say, what the heck Turn up a cold one Throw down your paycheck A room full of good times, laughter and pain That’ll make you wanna drink . The reason I came in here Is I screwed up real bad She’s made it mighty clear, She ain’t never comin’ back . That’ll make you wanna drink Say, what the heck Turn up a cold one Throw down your paycheck A room full of good times, laughter and pain That’ll make you wanna drink That’ll make you wanna drink . That’ll make you wanna drink .