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[00:04.58]A Lot Of People Ask Me Stupid ****in Questions
[00:09.15]A Lot Of People Think That What I Say On Records
[00:12.47]Or What I Talk About On A Record That I Actually Do In Real Life
[00:17.21]Or That I Believe In It
[00:20.01]Or If I Say That I Wanna Kill Somebody That
[00:24.12]I'm Actually Gonna Do It
[00:26.25]Or That I Believe In It
[00:28.85]Well Shit If You Believe That
[00:32.52]Then I'll Kill You
[00:34.57]You Know Why
[00:37.24]Cuz I'm A
[00:37.52]Criminal
[00:42.13]Criminal
[00:45.03]You God Damn Right
[00:46.80]I'm A Criminal
[00:51.39]Yeah I'm A Criminal
[00:53.29]Eminem
[00:56.19]My Words Are Like A Dagger With A Jagged Edge
[00:58.43]That'll Stab You In The Head
[00:59.55]Whether You're A Fag Or Lez
[01:00.84]Or The Homosex Hermaph Or A Trans A Vest
[01:03.11]Pants Or Dress Hate Fags The Answer's Yes
[01:05.57]Homophobic Nah You're Just Heterophobic
[01:07.91]Starin At My Jeans Watchin My Genitals Bulgin Ooh
[01:10.36]That's My Mother****in Balls You'd Better Let Go Of em
[01:12.55]They Belong In My Scrotum You'll Never Get Hold Of Em
[01:14.99]Hey It's Me Versace
[01:16.29]Whoops Somebody Shot Me
[01:17.49]And I Was Just Checkin The Mail
[01:18.88]Get It Checkin The 'male'
[01:20.12]How Many Records You Expectin To Sell
[01:21.89]After Your Second Lp Sends You Directly To Jail
[01:24.44]C'mon Relax Guy I Like Gay Men
[01:26.65]Right Ken Give Me An Amen Aaa Men
[01:29.62]Please Lord This Boy Needs Jesus
[01:31.49]Heal This Child Help Us Destroy These Demons
[01:33.78]Oh And Please Send Me A Brand New Car
[01:35.95]And A Prostitute While My Wife's Sick In The Hospital
[01:38.62]Preacher Preacher Fifth Grade Teacher
[01:40.81]You Can't Reach Me My Mom Can't Neither
[01:43.10]You Can't Teach Me A Goddamn Thing Cause
[01:45.45]I Watch Tv And Comcast Cable
[01:47.80]And You Ain't Able To Stop These Thoughts
[01:50.12]You Can't Stop Me From Toppin These Charts
[01:52.40]And You Can't Stop Me From Droppin Each March
[01:54.83]With A Brand New Cd For These ****in Retards
[01:57.46]Duhhh And To Think It's Just Little Ol' Me
[01:59.51]Mr Don't Give A **** Still Won't Leave“
[02:01.51]Chorus Eminem Repeat 2x
[02:01.82]I'm A Criminal
[02:02.53]Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime
[02:06.47]To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal
[02:08.27]But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird
[02:09.58]And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One
[02:10.87]I'm A Criminal
[02:11.78]Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime
[02:14.07][To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal
[02:15.81]But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird
[02:18.73]And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One
[02:19.95]Eminem
[02:20.45]My Mother Did Drugs Tar Liquor Cigarettes And Speed
[02:22.60]The Baby Came Out Disfigured Ligaments Indeed
[02:25.04]It Was A Seed Who Would Grow Up Just As Crazy As She
[02:27.25]Don't Dare Make Fun Of That Baby Cause That Baby Was Me
[02:29.74]I'm A Criminal An Animal Caged Who Turned Crazed
[02:32.25]But How The **** You Sposed To Grow Up When You Weren't Raised
[02:34.59]So As I Got Older And I Got A Lot Taller
[02:36.93]My Dick Shrunk Smaller But My Balls Got Larger
[02:39.25]I Drink Malt Liquor To **** You Up Quicker
[02:41.46]Than You'd Wanna **** Me Up For Sayin The Word
[02:43.96]My Morals Went Thhbbpp When The President Got Oral
[02:46.24]Sex In His Oval Office On Top Of His Desk
[02:48.14]Off Of His Own Employee
[02:49.36]Now Don't Ignore Me You Won't Avoid Me
[02:50.96]You Can't Miss Me I'm White Blonde Haired
[02:52.85]And My Nose Is Pointy
[02:53.37]I'm The Bad Guy Who Makes Fun Of People That Die
[02:55.56]In Plane Crashes And Laughs
[02:56.86]As Long As It Ain't Happened To Him
[02:58.43]Slim Shady I'm As Crazy As Em
[03:00.18]Inem And Kim Combined Kch The Maniac's In
[03:02.62]Replacin The Doctor Cause Dre Couldn't Make It Today
[03:04.83]He's A Little Under The Weather So I'm Takin His Place
[03:06.98]Mm Mm Mmm Oh That's Dre With An Ak To His Face（Dre
[03:09.43]Don't Make Me Kill Him Too And Spray His Brains All Over The Place
[03:11.84]I Told You Dre You Should've Kept That Thang Put Away
[03:14.04]I Guess That'll Teach You Not To Let Me Play With It Eh
[03:16.49]I'm A Criminal
[03:17.66]Interlude Skit
[03:20.61]Aight Look Uh Huh Just Go Up In That Mother****er（Dre）
[03:24.09]Get The Mother****in Money And Get The **** Up Outta There
[03:26.09]/Em Aight /I'll Be Right Here Waitin On You
[03:27.48]Em Aight(Em)
[03:28.12]Yo Em
[03:28.92]Em What
[03:29.58]Don't Kill Nobody This Time
[03:30.97]Em Awwright God Damn ****
[03:36.28]Whistling How You Doin?
[03:40.39]Teller Hi How Can I Help You
[03:40.89]Eminem Yeah I Need To Make A Withdrawl(Em0
[03:42.42]Teller Okay
[03:43.05]Eminem Put The ****in Money In The Bag Bitch（Em)
[03:45.11]And I Won't Kill You
[03:45.76]Teller What Oh My God Don't Kill Me
[03:47.45]Eminem I'm Not Gonna Kill You Bitch Quit Lookin Around(Em)
[03:49.23]Teller Don't Kill Me Please Don't Kill Me
[03:50.69]Eminem I Said I'm Not Gonna ****in Kill You(Em)
[03:51.59]Hurry The **** Up Boom Thank You
[03:53.90]Eminem
[03:54.34]Windows Tinted On My Ride When I Drive In It
[03:56.51]So When I Rob A Bank Run Out And Just Dive In It
[03:58.68]So I'll Be Disguised In It
[04:00.05]And If Anybody Identifies The Guy In It
[04:02.16]I'll Hide For Five Minutes
[04:03.70]Come Back Shoot The Eyewitness
[04:05.45]Fire At The Private Eye Hired To Pry In My Business
[04:08.56]Die Bitches Bastards Brats Pets
[04:10.57]This Puppy's Lucky I Didn't Blast His Ass Yet
[04:12.88]If I Ever Gave A **** I'd Shave My Nuts
[04:15.16]Tuck My Dick Inbetween My Legs And Cluck
[04:17.68]You Mother****in Chickens Ain't Brave Enough
[04:19.99]To Say The Stuff I Say So This Tape Is Shut
[04:22.43]Shit Half The Shit I Say I Just Make It Up
[04:24.52]To Make You Mad So Kiss My White Naked Ass
[04:27.18]And If It's Not A Rapper That I Make It As
[04:29.25]Bi'ma Be A ****in Rapist In A Jason Mask
[04:31.19]Chorus 2x
[04:31.60]I'm A Criminal
[04:32.43]Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime
[04:34.37]To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal
[04:38.98]And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One
[04:40.69]I'm A Criminal
[04:40.98]Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime
[04:45.56]But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird
[04:48.23]And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One
[04:50.08]I'm A Criminal
[04:50.78]Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime
[04:53.18]To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal
[04:55.42]But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird
[04:57.73]And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One
[04:59.50]I'm A Criminal
[05:00.05]Cuz Every Time I Write A Rhyme These People Think It's A Crime
[05:02.56]To Tell Em What's On My Mind I Guess I'm A Criminal
[05:04.25]But I Don't Gotta Say A Word I Just Flip Em The Bird
[05:06.99]And Keep Goin I Don't Take Shit From No One
[05:09.09]I'm A Criminal
[05:11.15]I'm A Criminal