[00:00.00] 作曲 : Batson Mathers Lawrence Pa [00:00.16] 作词 : Batson Mathers Lawrence Pa [00:00.50]My Mom Lyrics [00:01.75]Yeah! [00:01.97]Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah... [00:06.53] [00:07.06]Okay! Alright! [00:08.50]Yo, Yo. [00:10.18]Yo! Yo! [00:14.81]Alright, money comes first. [00:16.82] [00:18.20]Here we go now! [00:21.08]My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs. [00:25.88]That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her. [00:31.08]Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs. [00:36.49]That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom. [00:42.39]"My mom, my mom" --I know you're probably [00:44.18]tired of hearing the "my mom" oh-oh whoa-oh, [00:46.37]but this is just a story of when I was just a shorty [00:49.93]and how I became hooked on Va-al-iu-um. [00:52.11]Valium was in everything: food that I ate, [00:55.55]the water that I drank, ****ing peas in my plate. [00:58.35]She sprinkled just enough of it just to season my steak [01:01.06]so everyday I had at least three stomach aches. [01:03.48]Now tell me what kind of mother would want to see her [01:06.54]son be grow up to be an under-a-****in'-chiever? [01:08.18]My teacher didn't think I was gonna' be nothing, either: [01:11.87]"What the **** you stickin' gum up under the ****in' seat for?" [01:14.64]"Mrs. Mathers, your son has been huffing ether. [01:17.22]Either that or the mother****er's been puffin reefer." [01:19.85]But all of this huffin' and puffin' wasn't what it was, either. [01:22.85]It was neither. I was buzzin', but it wasn't what she thought. [01:25.61]Pee in a tea cup? Bitch, you ain't my keeper. I'm sleepin'; [01:28.39]What the **** you keep on ****in' with me for? [01:30.50]Slut, you need to leave me the **** alone; I ain't playin'. [01:32.56]Go find you a white crayon and color a ****in' zebra. [01:35.91]My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs. [01:40.61]That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her. [01:45.82]Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs. [01:50.88]That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom. [01:56.27]Wait a minute! This ain't dinner, this is paint thinner! [01:59.54]"You ate it yesterday; I ain't hear no complaints, did I?" [02:02.70]"Now here's a plate full of pain killers. [02:04.66]Now just wait 'til I crush the Valium and put it in your potatoes. [02:07.36]You little mother****er, don't you sit there and make [02:09.86]that retarded ****in' face without even tastin' it!" [02:12.56]"You'd better lick the ****in', plate; you ain't wastin' it. [02:15.55]Put your face in it before I throw you in the basement again! [02:18.51]And I ain't givin' in. You're gonna' just sit there and want to ****in' play spin again [02:22.33]until next Thanksgiving, and if you still ain't finished it, [02:25.06]I'll use the same shit again, and when I make spinach dip, it'll be placed in the shit! [02:29.20]You little shit, wanna' sit there and play innocent? [02:31.26]A rat fell and hit me in K-Mart, and they witnessed it! [02:34.28]Child support? Your father, he ain't sent the shit! [02:37.34]So what if he did? It's none of your dang business, kid!" [02:40.16]My mom, there's no one else quite like my mom. [02:43.33]I know I should let bygones be bygones, [02:45.37]but she's the reason why I am high on what I'm high on. [02:50.14]'Cuz my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs. [02:54.27]That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her. [02:59.72]Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs. [03:05.54]That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom. [03:11.70]My mom loved Valium. Now, what I am is a party animal. [03:15.51]I am what I am, but I'm strong to the finish wit' me Valium spinach. [03:19.25]But my bars only last about two minutes! [03:22.31]But I don't want to swallow it without chewin' it. [03:25.27]I can't even write a rhyme without you in it, my Valium, my Val-i-um. Oh! [03:32.99]Man, I never thought that I could ever be a drug addict. [03:35.81]--"nah, **** that, I can't have it happen to me!" but that's actually [03:39.18]what has ended up happenin' in a tragedy ****in' passin' it up back to me. [03:43.83]And it's probably where I got acquainted with the taste, ain't it? [03:46.99]Pharmaceuticals are the bomb, Mom! Beautiful! [03:49.02]She killed the ****in' dope with the medicine she done fed it. [03:51.69]Feed it a ****in' aspirin and say that it has a headache. [03:54.43]"Here, wanna' snack? You hungry, you ****in' brat? [03:56.87]Look at that! It's a Xanax! Take it and take a nap! Eat it!" [04:00.12]But I don't need it! [04:01.09]"Well **** it, then break it up! [04:02.45]Take a little piece and beat it before you wake Nathan up!" [04:05.10]Alright, Ma, you win! I don't feel like arguin'! [04:07.87]I'll do it --pop and gobble it, start wobblin', [04:10.24]stumble, hobble, tumble, slip, trip, then I fall in bed [04:13.28]with bottle of meds and a Heath Ledger bobble head! [04:15.49]My mom loved Valium and lots of drugs. [04:20.03]That's why I am like I am --'cuz I'm like her. [04:25.46]Because my mom loved Valium and lots a' drugs. [04:30.89]That's why I'm on what I'm on --'cuz I'm my mom. [04:34.32] [04:35.65]My mom, I'm just like her! [04:37.79]My mom, my mom, my mom (x3) [04:46.58]My mom, my mama [04:49.68]in an Eric Cartman voice:] My mama, I ain't takin' this no more. [04:53.66]Heh, sorry mom! I sill love you, though! kiss sound] [05:01.62]Dr. Dre 2010! [05:03.25]in a mocking tone:] Man this shit is hella' hard, homie! Man, take us on outta' here... [05:08.70]Oh!