[ti:Hello] [ar:Eminem] [al:] [00:03.37]Hello, allow me to introduce myself [00:06.17]My name is Shady, it's so nice to meet you [00:10.46]It's been a long time, I'm sorry, I've been away so long [00:16.09]My name is Shady, I never meant to leave you [00:20.60] [00:21.95]You see that chick in the gym checkin' me out? [00:24.40]Any second I'm 'bout to stick her neck in my mouth [00:26.91]I lose a pill and I'm recklessly wreckin' the house [00:29.46]That was supposed to be breakfast, where the heck is it now? [00:31.18] [00:32.50]There's the necklace I lost right next to Stephanie's blouse [00:34.67]Man, I should check to see if my mom left any out [00:37.01]Nope, guess I'll reroute, maybe somewhere in the depths of the couch [00:39.73]Oh, jackpot, yeah, open Sesame mouth [00:41.53] [00:42.93]Down the hatch, had the feelin' you can't match it [00:44.62]A rat-tat-tap on your door with the damn ratchet [00:46.85]Attack-tack-tackin' a whore with a damn hatchet [00:49.62]A knapsack packed with like 40 some Xanax's [00:52.34] [00:52.72]Shortly come back, I'm tryin to score me some lap dances [00:54.67]I'm 'bout to relapse, so baby, pour me some Jack Daniels [00:57.18]Formula 44D and 40's with bad capsules [00:59.73]The bad apple spoils the bunch, I'm back atcha [01:02.22] [01:02.68]Well, I don't mean any harm, all I wanted to do was to just say hello [01:06.38]And are you menstruatin', baby? My lil' friend's waitin' to say hello [01:09.96]The way your titties are wigglin' and your booty's shakin' like jello [01:17.01]Well I don't mean any harm, all I wanted to do was to just say hello [01:20.54] [01:22.17]Yeah, my equilibrium's off, must be the lithium [01:25.32]I don't need to buy any drugs, man, people gimme 'em [01:27.38]It just becomes everyday, extra curriculum [01:30.21]No reason in particular, it was strictly fun [01:32.12] [01:33.20]A 5th of rum and 2 bottles of 151 [01:35.27]51 people asleep in my damn livin' room [01:37.39]Excuse me, hun, but what is your name, Vivienne? [01:40.10]I woke up next to ya naked and err, did we um? [01:42.16] [01:43.15]Of course we did, but didn't I strap a jimmy, hun? [01:45.10]I'm lookin' for the torn wrapper but there don't seem to be one [01:47.49]No offense, baby girl, I don't mean any harm [01:50.06]But disease is somethin' I'm tryna keep my penis free from [01:52.28] [01:53.14]I find the package and I'm cool, I immediately run [01:55.05]Like Speedy Gonzales to see if I see anyone [01:57.06]Who might have a couple of 3's, I'm fiendin' for some [02:00.05]My head is poundin' to the beat of the drum [02:01.74] [02:02.33]Well, I don't mean any harm, all I wanted to do is just say hello [02:06.62]Do ya happen to have anythin' on you to make my mood mellow? [02:11.19]Some are opal and some are pink [02:13.44]Some are blue and some are just yellow [02:16.51]Well, I don't mean any harm, all I wanted to do is just say hello [02:21.51] [02:21.73]Oh, those were the days, they certainly were [02:24.25]It's hurtin' me to know that I'll be closin' that curtain for good [02:26.30]Word, word, word, word, word, word, word [02:29.01]I second that and a third, rushed to emergency surgery [02:31.46] [02:31.67]To try to flush me because of the drugs that he purchased [02:34.33]He's no longer gettin' them free, 100 bucks for these Percodans [02:36.90]Plus it's gettin' to be where he lustfully searched the den [02:39.50]Pain is hittin' his knee and his muscles be hurtin' him [02:41.94] [02:42.77]Tirelessly on the phone tryin' to russle up [02:45.11]Muscle relaxants for his back and a couple of Pax's [02:47.06]Now he's doublin' backwards and he's stumblin' back [02:48.69]Slipped and fell, hit his back bone, heard somethin' go crack [02:50.86] [02:52.38]Now he's up in the bathroom like he's bustin' a nap [02:54.45]Almost ended it that soon because of the fact [02:56.68]I'm just bustin' my own chops while I'm bustin' a rap [02:59.34]Resuscitated and rejuved, so **** it, I'm back [03:01.90] [03:02.38]Well, I don't mean any harm, all I wanted to do is just say hello [03:07.22]Do ya happen to have anythin' on you to make my mood mellow? [03:11.74]Some are opal and some are pink [03:13.58]Some are blue and some are just yellow [03:17.71]Girl, I don't mean any harm, all I wanted to do is just say hello [03:19.83] [03:22.16]That's all I'm sayin' [03:22.90] [03:23.37]Hello, allow me to introduce myself [03:25.21]My name is Shady, it's so nice to meet you [03:30.64]It's been a long time, I'm sorry, I've been away so long [03:36.19]My name is Shady, I never meant to leave you [03:37.92] [03:41.84]Yeah, it's like startin' over, clean slate, ha [03:49.44]